Came here to say I have worked for people like this, people that steal your labor and pay you nothing and call themselves smart for doing so. They turn around and shit on the poor for not making money yet refuse to pay them for an honest day’s work. This year is the THIRD TIME in less than ten years that I’ve had to…

LITERALLY THAT WAS ALL WE WERE TALKING ABOUT AT THE DEBATE PARTY I WENT TO! Cocaine dehydrates you, right??? And the sniffing was incredible! It’s GOTTA BE coke, right???

For real. Sick of these half-assed talking points. Every time you bring up something real they say “Chicago” or “Benghazi” or “emails” and it’s alllll nonsense and insubstantial.

Magpies are awesome! That’s great!

I’m pretty sure my patronus should be a cat...but no, I got a mole. A fucking MOLE!!! OK, so I like to bury myself in darkness! But c’mon - no dementor is going to take this seriously. sad emoji sad emoji despondent emoji crying emoji winky face because i hit the wrong emoji sad emoji

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Here for the solidarity. I’ve hated this movie for years and was treated like a weirdo for hating it. Now I can proudly stand amongst my bretheren and shout to the heavens “THE NOTEBOOK SUXXXXXX!!!!1!1!11!!”

Yasssss OMG living alone is THE BEST. I’m terrified because I lost my job and my savings and I’ll probably have to move back home soon where I will be under the all-seeing Eye of Sauron AKA my mother (who I love very very much but distance has facilitated that love). Recently, I spent a weekend there and it was all…

Used to work with a company that dealt with her; can confirm the thirst and desperation. We had to create this huge week long celebration of her 18th birthday. I remember her team being like “yay, it’s her b day!” and then the nude/sexy/risque photos started pouring out and her team was so disappointed like “we…

Came here to say the same! Felled by cheating, Angie? Say it ain’t so! Whooooo could’ve seen that coming!? (side note - I have no dog in this fight, just some celebs I don’t care either way for, but if he did cheated and that’s the deal, I can’t help but chuckle a bit)

I came here to say this too. “Family” might just mean “family name”.

The universe is infinite and yet...there are not enough stars

Right now, our VERY elderly basset (15) is in the process of shuffling off her mortal coil. I went to visit my parents this weekend and the poor sweet thing was struggling to just walk. She was constantly confused and smells awful from the skin infection she’s always had (really sensitive skin that I assume is due to…

Seeing this painting in real life at El Prado was like a religious experience. I’ve always been a huge fan of El Bosco and his paintings truly speak to me. I was equally floored that the table depicting the seven deadly sins was also there and saw a piece I had never seen before called The Haywain. The details in that…

I raise a glass to all of you in The Struggle (TM) no matter how big or how small.

I had a very baroque 14 year old PG 13 fantasy but it was really like unprompted? No scripting, I just imagined I was hanging out at this guy’s mansion and I remember it was always nighttime, there were double curved staircases with a piano in between where he would play for me, marble floors everywhere, and we would…

That sounds awesome! Thanks for the book recommendations. And yeah, tiny victories really help. Thanks to all Jezzies with their kind words; I know I lurked for years but always loved the community <3

Thank you very, very much for your concern! <3 I did apply to a few temp agencies; I think the moment I give up hope is the moment everything is going to come rushing in, you know? I needed to vent a little and I can’t say thank you enough to all of the Jezzies on here. I love this site so much and I’m glad it…

Thank you so much for your kind words! I’m watching tons of Harry Potter which always makes me happy. I just needed to vent and I know it’s temporary but...argh, it sucks right now. Thanks to everyone for their nice vibes

I feel this depression thing. I’m going through some serious shit and all/any advice is welcome. I lost my job about three months ago. This is actually the second time a shitty CEO I worked for stole money from the employees and fucked us, leaving us unpaid. Getting unemployment in Florida is a joke; it last three…