Just for you: when I was young and stupid, I settled for a weird, gross guy. He whipped it out at a toll booth as we were passing through and begged for me to play with it. You know when you have have a big patch of dry skin like on your hand or foot and you peel it off in one big flake? That’s what he had. He had…

But what bathroom do they use?? We need to see some birth certificates /s

True story: all of the Hellraisers are on Netflix and I challenged myself to watch all of them last Halloween. It was a fucking slog towards the end. The last guy they got to play Pinhead was horrible!

I keep thinking it’ll end....but it just keeps going. Whyyyyyyyyggghhhh

Whoever doesn’t hum this all day long after reading it isn’t human.

I feel it’s wrong to criticize a woman’s appearance but whatever pose/facial expression she’s always trying to pull just doesn’t work for me...

OMG! That same scene in that same movie got me too! Loved it. Good times right there.

I think Asylum started out with an absolutely terrifying abduction (one of my particular irrational fears) and then....just dropped the ball on the aliens for a looooong time because they had to cram everything else in there. Freak Show was all over the place and they also kind of lost the plot with the clown. Hotel…

Seeing this it’s almost kind of baffling, right? Like who naturally locks up their arm with a flat hand like that? She’s pointing, which is a natural (if publicly uncouth) gesture for a politician to make, but is much more natural. I know we’re all kind of having a laugh here but the locked arm and flat palm is just…

Cheesecake Factory is THE WORST. The menu is insanely long, full of confusing foods across all spectrums and yet nailing none, there are ADS in the MENU (!!!!!), there’s always a huge line out the door and no reservations so you end up waiting 30 minutes for nothing, and even though they smother their foods in tons of…

Saaaaame!!!

Here to say I was all about the dudes in Devo. And can’t forget Oingo Boingo, esp. Steve Bartek lol

The Robocop remake seemed to miss the entire point of the original movie. It was SO DULL.

Loved this movie! I was excited before I went but when it got to the nitty gritty, I felt buzzed in a way I hadn’t for a long time. Bustin’ makes me feel good!

There’s an after credit sequence too! It was excellent! Loved it. When Holtz started lighting up all the ghosts, I felt so excited in a way I hadn’t felt about movies for a long time

Out of curiosity, I went to look at his issues and they’re all just...really incredible. It reads like word salad, all the way down. “Respect for law enforcement”! How is that an issue?? You can’t force people to respect anything (part of that “live free or die” thing he’s got going on further down). I mean all of it…

Good point! Would love to see some sort of chart or something with this...Maybe I’ll break out the construction paper and markers

I’m here to say I love the entire conversation. It’s just SO WEIRD, right?? Even in the realm of fake relationships, this one is just too strange! Who ever pictured them together - before the obviously so staged shots? And then meeting the parents in a few weeks after the photos came out?? NO. Just too weird. WTF is…

Thank you guys for this thread! I’m so fascinated by the hermit kingdom and am looking forward to gobbling up all of these books.

Wanted to jump on the bandwagon and say the Blister Block and Monistat anti-chaffe gel have permanent places in my purse! If the Monistat tube isn’t discrete enough, you can also get a tube of Maybelline Babyface primer (or maybe there are cheaper primers out there? I just like the cute tube) that will also work and…