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OMG! The memories just flooded back! Didn’t they have some ultra dramatic season finale where it was a two parter and the were trapped in space or something??

I work(ed? The company may fold Friday) in an open office and it’s miserable. It gets worse - it’s not even real desks with drawers, just literal slabs of wood hanging from chains on the ceiling. Some of the tables swing and the execs thought they were so cool...until they had to sit at them. They did scurry to the

Is he always sadly resigned in these photos or is he an unfeeling creep? I go between both options but can’t land on one. Also - do we believe she’s really prego??

I want to believe (cue X Files music). It would be great to just have some breathing room for a day or two

Happy Ramadan! When a friend of mine used to do fasting during summer, my heart hurt for her so much but it was truly admirable.

I know it’s been bandied about but now with the whispers that he’s actually trying to build a network a la Faux News, losing might just be his best bet since martyrdom is better than winning. If he loses, he can rant and rave with impunity about how they’re attacking the “right” morals and values; if he wins he has to

OK, but how long is this sad little sham going to go on? Seeing them together is already super cringe-worthy...

After AHS: Hotel and her Golden Globe win I had a Gaga fangirl try to convince me that for real, like really she’s like a real, legitimate, good actress. Did she watch the same show I did?? Girl can’t maintain an accent or cadence for longer than a few minutes and she just kind of played the same role she does in her

I really thought he had been chilling out recently, reflecting on the clusterfuck that is modern politics and maybe the role he played.....but NOPE! He used to be a guy I thought maybe, if I had to go republican, I guess I could handle it, gun to my head...but it’s obvious he’s either bought or drinks the Kool Aid and

I did this for THREE LONG ARDUOUS MONTHS and worked out two hours, once in the morning, once at night. It was so sad. I felt like celebrating when I got a shot of hot sauce. It was like psychological torture. While my plank time went up to two minutes, my body remained in it’s flabby potato state. I don’t know what

I can’t believe this is a real post...but then again, I can. It’s obviously a desperate need for control in a world without it. I get that, I really do, but the tighter you hold on, the worse it’s going to be. After the Orlando shooting, one of my friends started talking about how he and his wife needed to get pistols

Awesome! Thanks for the kind words!

Love Behind Closed Ovens and desperately wish it would come back! It was truly the best. I don’t know if I can get behind the dewy skin look. I live in super humid Fla so maybe I should try it...Usually try to matte my face as much as possible. Also, ASJS is not Anti-SJW, I was a super lurker (hence the name) too and

Out of all of the terrible, horrible stories that have come out this weekend, this is truly an uplifting bit of news. Good on him for doing right by Christina and her family. Still not over this senseless act of violence but so glad to hear the family is being taken care of.

My heart is completely broken! I used to work with her and she was so sweet, so bubbly. When I heard last night she was in critical condition, I hoped she would pull through but to wake up to this news is just too much. 2016 is a trash year.

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I’m really interested in it too! BUT - if you’re excited for Neon Demon, I need to spread the gospel of HELTER SKELTER, the freakiest movie I’ve seen recently! It’s a Japanese thriller about the beauty industry and full of mental manipulations and body horror! It’s directed by the amazing woman director who did

Here to pile on Bristol, the dumb potato (eats popcorn) but then again...she’s been so ridiculous it’s really hard to make fun of her, isn’t it? She’s just so, so awful...I hate that this family is “relevant” in any way shape or form. Also - wasn’t Sarah supposed to be stumpin’ for Trump? I was looking forward to a

Get in that car and drive far away, gurl! There’s no room for manipulation in relationships.

Can’t deal with people who trot out kids with political opinions. Like have political discussions, let them engage at their level, keep the dialog open, but do not put them in the spotlight. Kids’ lives are untouched by the reality of the world. They don’t get everything that truly goes into making a political

I was just thinking the same thing! What if someone stole his identity with a few keystrokes and voided his bank account in a matter of seconds? What if someone stalked around his house and took things of value in 15 minutes? What if a gun was fired and shot him in the head in a matter of seconds? 20 minutes can be