5 years later...

This picture shows the driver before the crash. Notice he did not give his GF a helmet to wear. Am I the only one a little bothered by that?

They’d enjoy that. I suggest make all the implicated employees drive Fiat 500L:s and have Vipers just sitting there in their garages with them not allowed to drive them.

To be fair, this is probably not that much more likely to break than your own garage door. Hydraulics have been around for a very long time, and this system doesn’t look terribly complicated.

How do you know there's no alternate 'jump through the waterfall' exit for emergencies?

The real hack at FCA is that they still somehow manage to trick people into buying a Dodge Caliber.

Thank you. That was very satisfying...

I don’t like my Vehicle VIN Number to be public because I use part of it for my Personal PIN Number for when I use the Automatic ATM Machine.

Torch, you could have my odometer reading any time.

That is more powerful then my 7.3L powerstroke. Actually 5 lbs feet less but the weight difference will make up for it

He deserves everything he’s getting.

We’re sad that they didn’t turn it into the car it should have been. It had so much potential.

Imploded their economy? Where the fuck do you come up with this bullshit?

Yes, we must rise above and aspire to escape our broken legal system. That would be quite an excursion and would really pick up the tempo in our lives.

This definition of affordability is hair-splitting and is the kind of thinking that leads people into financial despair. Sure, technically, I can “afford” a G-Wagen, in the sense that the payment I could work out wouldn’t eat up all my disposable income. But I know damn well I really can’t afford it, because I’m…

“Afford” is a bit of a loaded term. I tend to define it as can you spend this much and stay solvent (in a technical non-going bankrupt sense). Therefore, as long as you can stretch the payments such that it will meet your budget, you can “afford” almost any car with a 112 month payment plan.

Do you really want to contour our legal system like this? I’d prefer to focus on what’s fair(lane) rather than going on some witch hunting expedition.

Cars aren’t too expensive. People just want cars they can’t afford.

I demand a probe into the handling of this case. It’s time we average Americans flex-ed our muscles to counter the edge of these one-percenters have all over us.

It would take 37.04s to cross the bridge (including the 26s used for getting up to 250mph).