Two terrible things: headphones that get hooked on equipment and yanks the earbud from your ear, and having your phone/mp3 player bouncing around in your pocket. I still have yet to buy an arm band after a pretty solid year of working out on a schedule.

I bet you're just green with envy.

I bet they're as sharp as blades.

I saw a GT-R in person the other day for the first time, parked at a light, me in my 2008 Ford Fusion. I was trying desperately not to gaze too longingly, but I think he noticed..

It's still under construction, apparently, so I don't envy them, regardless. I feel like kind of a chump, turning my AC to 63 all day... Oh well.

I think we found where HP unloaded all of those Touchpads.

Yeah, I go for a Breaking Benjamin or Skillet station. If I accidentally let myself listen to something more tame like the Metric station, I lose my steam way too quickly.

Therein lies the sad truth, that naught can be done for yon comment, thought it and I appreciate the gesture from a fellow of the literary realm.

Possum Kingdom is scorched. Again...

I'm at UNT in Denton, and I've been able to smell the smoke for a couple of days now. It's really, really bad. It's dry as Mephistopheles' humor here. (Dr. Faustus joke? High five? Anyone?)

Folks, this is why I added "acrobatics" onto the general praise of human awesomeness. Not talking about him necessarily when I said parkour.

I love that song. Reminds me of "Road to Perdition". Fantastic. Parkour and acrobatics are an epitome of human endurance.

I think I found the real author of this article. Duffel bag full of human heads? Urine? It all adds up.

Shanaynay.

They also wore no clothes, and killed things with rocks. Wait, maybe they WERE on to something...

Well mine was... :' ( I loved it, but it broke my heart, and it left me bitter. Also, I had this nasty silicon case that stuck to my pocket and collected every piece of lint within 10 miles. That probably sullied my vision a bit also.

Well mine was... :' ( I loved it, but it broke my heart, and it left me bitter. Also, I had this nasty silicon case that stuck to my pocket and collected every piece of lint within 10 miles. That probably sullied my vision a bit also.

The iPod Mini was actually a fun little device.. Until it died. That was unfortunate. Then, they discontinued it before I could replace it. This led me to search high and low for a newfangled iPod "Nano". Oooh. Ahhh. Everyone and their mother was sold out of the slender little slabs. So small. So slender. So…

I realized that after reading it. For the second time, apparently. Even Gates said that Jobs has style. I'm not sure that he meant in the clothing department, but that's the fallacy that I'm sticking to.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY HITS?!