I just take it to the Genius Bar to get fixed.. I mean.. The.. Congress.. Err.. The DMV.. I don't know the difference.

I have the utmost respect for pianists. I am a percussionist, and can multitask with my hands and feet, but piano never ceases to blow my brain stem. I get all itchy just thinking about using 5 fingers on either hand for different melodies.

Ahhh balls... Planet of The Apes, anyone? I feel like there will one day be some epic showdown between biology and technology, where androids fight physically-augmented lizard men.. It'll happen, just you wait.

A murder of hydras?

For a while, I was surprised at the young ages of these hackers affiliated with LulzSec, Anon, etc., but now it feels kind of natural. This guy is 19? It's like our generation (I'm 20) is forcibly trying to take over the technologies that it grew up with. Obviously we are talking about the "techie" crowd, and it's…

Duck! Pie!

I see. In that case (obviously my major isn't physics, so humor me haha) does that in turn eliminate the chance that something other than light photons can exceed the speed of light? I recognize that if they can't even get something like a photon past light-speed, then it might be improbable to get a human-sized…

Also, could this possibly replace "blood work" before surgeries I wonder? And does it dissolve, or is is the pigment permanent?

Call him... We have the boy...

Wait, so he said that light cannot travel faster than the speed of light? As in, photons can't go faster than the speed of photons? Isn't that... The speed of light?

See, that's the lame part about living in a populated area.. We're allowed to own guns, but not shoot them. So I haven't bought ammunition in forever. Lol I guess you could always just go with a .22?

I'll stick with my 17-character mixed alpha-numeric and symbol passwords, thanks. I feel safer with that than a government-issued ID. I'm glad that they aren't leaning toward that. As folks like LulzSec have proven, a problem that is on par with terrible passwords is the security of companies with whom we share that…

-_- If I'm ever in a desert survival situation where my body needs to consume itself to survive, I'm screwed. Other than that, I've got nothing..

That's what rich people in the 1800's had secretaries for. To transcribe and deliver their letters. On horses. Sweaty, sweaty horses.

I'm not fat. I'm skinny. Too skinny... I was 6' and 130. I've gained quite a bit of muscle from going to the gym every day over the past couple of months. I alternate days between weights and cardio. It feels really great to be the "middle class" athlete in the gym instead of the sack of bones and cartilage.

I love these weather articles! It gets commenters from all over the world together to talk about who has it the worst. There's nothing that brings people together quite like comparing how miserable you are. In North Texas, anything below 60 is approaching jacket and gloves territory. But here we are at 110 degrees,…

I don't know how this is going to sound outside of my head, and I MIGHT just look like a masochistic psychopath, but here goes.

Add 50 degrees to that, zero breeze or clouds, and a sun that LOL's at your misery, and you've got my Monday.

Wow! Didn't even notice that behemoth. Great cable management, too. Is that a second mouse to the left? Do you really need dual mice?

It's 108F right now in Texas in the shade. I've found that the biggest lifesavers are ceiling fans on high + icewater. Tried and true. I go through so much cold water in a day that it's ridiculous.