Thus supporting my theory that space will be privatized and owned by corporations. Mining corporations. Like Avatar. Or Red Faction. Even Star Wars.

This... Was genuinely sad... No one can say that the little guy didn't have Spirit. We will find him and bring him home one day. His fate will not be in vain.

You'd be angry too if you were made of 2nm quantum transistors.

DON'T DO THAT, OBAMA WILL DECLARE WAR ON MY PEEHOLE.

Once or twice after surgeries I've had to have catheters removed when I woke up. Most TERRIFYING THING EVER when you realize that it's there. Peeholes are not meant to be invaded. There is not oil there; there are not even terrorists or dictators that need overthrowing in my peehole. So leave the poor thing alone.

But does it randomly release dangerous criminals? California does. And that's what counts...?

They're Russians. They don't need reasons. To my knowledge, America doesn't have any games named after it where you hold a revolver to your head.

Why is it a felony to own stuff like that in Cali? I'm used to flea market traders trying to sell me belt buckles with hidden knives. The stuff can't be safe, but it sure is fun.

Houston is humid, is what it is. I'd rather sweat bullets than sweat sweat.

Promoted. Because I can appreciate a little good 'ol American lunacy with weapons. I live with a family of gun nuts in Texas, where the windmills are perforated, the stop signs are Swiss cheese, and you never want to find out what's in a girl's purse because it might just go off.

Don't we all.. That's why I drive a Prius.

Were the guards simply selling the gold for real currency?

Right next to this original piece of quality engineering.

For the tool in your life.

Ockham's Razor at work.

It's the selection, naturally.

I can't tell you how many people, in COLLEGE, need help finding where to press "play slideshow." How did you even make this presentation if you don't know how to OPEN it, PLAY it, CHANGE SLIDES, or

I'm sure that it only lasted for a split-second. Most of the particles that they create here are only captured in the briefest of glimpses. If they were to somehow accidentally create something so insanely dense that it had its own gravitational pull then it would probably be gone so fast that bad stuff couldn't…

They'll be like, "Wow! This place was a cesspit! The walked with their LEGS??"

Well I now have about 1.5 bagillion tabs open. Thanks, Lifehacker.