Beat me to it. If someone starts screaming into these, I start rejecting mail.

Is the iP4 battery life really that bad? Up until recently, I've been able to unplug at 7am and go until midnight, at least. Lately, it's been going to <20% by about 9-10pm. I'm going to try and drain it to refresh the battery. I suppose I don't do any super heavy lifting except for email, texting, Facebook, and a LOT…

It's things like this that seriously draw the mental health of the human race into question for me. For every man we put on the moon, there is some goof in stilettos and a yeti costume riding a unicycle through a small Polish town singing Yankee Doodle.

I wear a really nice leather and brass Relic (appropriately part of Fossil) watch. I love it. I feel like I'm not being rude by looking at my phone for the time. And there's something about keeping my mind sharp. (There are no numbers on the face, just tick marks.) I remember what a struggle it was for me in…

Like raccoons and trash cans, man..

FRENCH CALF LEATHER BAGS. Which frankly stink worse than rubber.

1:50 on the top left video- The dude seriously needed some cable management. At least try Velcro ties or something, man. Girls don't dig mismanaged cables.

This is for you. Because you are winning.

I thought that was Franklin..

I.... Yes...? -_- Maybe?

Well, people there are probably in GREAT shape from all of the cycling and walking that they are no doubt participating in. I think that this is what we need. Quit oil cold turkey. That would make for some hasty electric innovations, eh?

He WOULD use IE lol.

This is brilliant. I like it way more than the one the other day where you could only secure the bike to a post or something. Does it have a wire lock also? I can't tell.

And had at least 3 awkward, short relationships along the way.

In '69, that's how we DID end a war.

But all in the same car?

We don't serve their kind here.

I seriously had to stop reading this after looking two weeks back. It's embarrassing to him and myself. Do people even use text slang anymore?

Let's take this up mono y mono.