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But, is the counterpoint here that Ted Cruz only said “ring” because he’s intimately close to the NBA rulebook, and being a rulebook purist, decoupled from everyday vernacular?

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Okay, bear with me. The explanation is a little complicated. Prepare yourself....

What? No. It probably heralds a new golden age between our two countries

Question possibly more appropriate for a Magary mailbag: Is there a dumber set of North American sports professionals (I really can’t use the term “athletes” here) than NASCAR drivers?

Lucky dog... But a cat would have come in between front tires, manage to get inside the cab and exit through passenger side window... All while keeping all of its 9 lives

As much as we hate our elected officials, we also seem strangely reluctant to ask very much of them, lest someone

I don’t know if he’s correct, but he pointed out Hillary has called black teens super predators in the past. Isn’t that racist as well?

God that was great.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

I don’t get it. Mr. Hat is clearly a living person.

I’ll put money down that Spurrier was forced out of Washington after Snyder found out that he let Dave drink some Gatorade for free.

Being a fan of the Redskins is like being a Donald Trump voter. It signals you are either a racist, an idiot, or both.