Whatever you think about the old version or this new one, neither were nearly as bad as this atrocity:

This is extremely shocking to me no matter where it takes place, but esp b/c it appears to be in Rockville, which is generally a very diverse area. Absolutely gobsmacked.

You get all of my stars for the week.

I’m very proud.

Yes because “prominently known fans” are indicative of the entire fanbase. What on Earth are you fucking talking about?

not sure what the fuck you’re talking about.

do you feel smart for posting this?

reading is good

... Kirsten Gillibrand’s campaign ended like a month ago

She was comparing you to Martin Riggs, Gibson’s character.

What a fucking joke that Game of Thrones won anything, let alone best drama. At least the writers didn’t win.

wish I had the time to read this article, let alone play Skyrim!

copy editing is gud

no one got dicked either

comment of the year candidate

Can anyone explain what the fuck Nintendo has against Chrono Trigger?

??? Star Fox 64 shits all over the original

Hey, c’mon c’mon!

it’s always fucking about Serena, isn’t it?

I’m not here to pontificate about gambling but rather marvel at the most horrific acting in any ad I’ve seen in the past decade, including one actor literally doing Chris Rock’s “black people and rims” bit.