I mean, they could bring back Madden himself and it’s not going to matter if they continue to schedule crappy games on Thursday night.

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

You should really change uncle to daughter. It would make the “sad!” At the end really pop.

Ash has been and forever will be a massive loser. From season 1 to the end of time, he will continue to be a loser.

Wow, so you’re telling me that the plot did not advance in a meaningful way in a series with over 900 episodes of filler, where the main character has been 10 years old for nearly 20 years?

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

We are all half centaur.

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

Maybe if he showed that aggression at the plate instead of trying to draw walks with runners in scoring position he wouldn’t be the overpaid bum that he is.

That’s debatable:

Honesty: I would stare at her tits pretty hard too.

Why wasn’t she there, anyway? I thought that was really weird, it’s such an important moment.

Ehhhhh, I mean all the photos are from the event they’re covering — the nomination — and Hillary Clinton wasn’t there. So kinda hard to get a photo of her. The USA Today one looks terrible.

I’m admittedly not a convention expert(conventioneer?) but it’s a little weird she wasn’t there, isn’t it?

Pretty sure her whole body was generating copious amounts of moisture.

The correct answer was "It depends on what your definition of 'nude' is," Seth.