I mean, they could bring back Madden himself and it’s not going to matter if they continue to schedule crappy games on Thursday night.

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

You should really change uncle to daughter. It would make the “sad!” At the end really pop.

Ash has been and forever will be a massive loser. From season 1 to the end of time, he will continue to be a loser.

Wow, so you’re telling me that the plot did not advance in a meaningful way in a series with over 900 episodes of filler, where the main character has been 10 years old for nearly 20 years?

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

We are all half centaur.

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

Headscarves aren’t really a religious thing, it’s more cultural. It is often associated with Sunni muslims, but it is fairly common in Eastern Europe(so I hear, never been) some African countries, and fashionable french ladies in Vespa ads. Some of those places are highly religious, yes, but some are also “officially”…

Pretty sure they beat ya to it.

That stars n’stripes hijab is absolutely outstanding. Like, in all honesty, that may be one of the most genuinely American things I’ve ever seen.

oh dear i actually welled up...that salute, her face.

Maybe if he showed that aggression at the plate instead of trying to draw walks with runners in scoring position he wouldn’t be the overpaid bum that he is.

The correct answer was "It depends on what your definition of 'nude' is," Seth.