But, is the counterpoint here that Ted Cruz only said “ring” because he’s intimately close to the NBA rulebook, and being a rulebook purist, decoupled from everyday vernacular?

Jennifer Lopez approves that message.

Okay, bear with me. The explanation is a little complicated. Prepare yourself....

What? No. It probably heralds a new golden age between our two countries

Question possibly more appropriate for a Magary mailbag: Is there a dumber set of North American sports professionals (I really can’t use the term “athletes” here) than NASCAR drivers?

Lucky dog... But a cat would have come in between front tires, manage to get inside the cab and exit through passenger side window... All while keeping all of its 9 lives

I don’t know if he’s correct, but he pointed out Hillary has called black teens super predators in the past. Isn’t that racist as well?

God that was great.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

I don’t get it. Mr. Hat is clearly a living person.

The real question is: why do we need this? The animated film is arguably one of (if not the) best Disney movies. And it stands out amongst the best of movies in general. Why is this even necessary? There’s no way this will ever be better than the original, and I can’t imagine anyone preferring this over the original…