Why haven't you covered other animals that knock drones out of the sky? If you're going to cover the animals, cover all the animals. Otherwise, go back to pre-2015 concourse and entertain me again!!!

No, you fucking idiot: deadspin.com/tag/boston-bombing

No, he does not have a point.

Why could that be?

The other step would be to demolish the 1 and done ruling, and to change some of the archaic rules on eligibility. Kids who declare for the draft and are not drafted, should be allowed to continue their college career. Kids who are ready to go pro at 18 should be able to, and the NBA is failing at properly utilizing…

There are lots and lots and LOTS of "shitty" male gamers on Twitch and the like that I would consider marginally attractive attention whores moreso than game streamers. Why is no one ever bothered by them? Because of their penises.

OK, so why is this suddenly such a big thing?

Oh, my bad.

Wait, you think Simmons was the first person to come up with a the concept of a mailbag article?

The MLS cares more about profit than they do about the quality or the growth of the sport in this country and anyone who thinks otherwise, I have a timeshare in Siberia I want to sell you. The structure of the league is absolutely ludicrous and their "plan" of very slow growth does nothing but make sure that owners…

When we had breakfast that morning, there was a white guy with dreadlocks sitting directly across from your doorway spare change-ing everyone who went into and out of your restaurant. And I could understand if a business thought he was bothering people and if that business had asked him to leave. But he was there the…

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

Calling this bad satire because you thought they were being legit just demonstrates your knowledge of satire is limited to things gleaned from email forwards.

I foresee a lot of this:

This is totally wrong!

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

Argonaut all men.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

Is that what I said? That's not what I said.

If you're trying to avoid seeing crotch grabs, any sport where guys are required to wear a cup is a bad place to start.