Casino: "Okay, so for the end of my commercial I'm going to drag the sledgehammer with the cross across the front of the grave, then I'm going to smash the headstone and walk off into the distance. I want for the whole field to look like it's on fire, but since we obviously can't light the whole thing up, we'll try to…

"To be honest, It's still hard to grasp the utter destruction of something thought to be indomitable without wondering if there were outside forces in play."

Pulp fiction, everybody. PULP fiction. PULP.

This doesn't answer the real question… Who came up with Cletus and WHY?!?!?!!?

So sex trafficking, a major problem, doesn't happen where large, entitled groups of rich people descend to spend a couple of weeks partying. Got it

Jesus, that made me choke...

If there's one place a young man can go to avoid haters, it must be Notre Dame.

"This is 100% proof that Greg Howard is the one who's a total racist!"
-yahoo commenter @Ihatethugz234

"another ESPN talent. . . "

Agreed. We bitch about athletes spewing "both teams played hard" clichés, and then we turn around and bitch when they break script and express genuine emotion right in the middle of a huge victory celebration? Whuh?

Ann Wilson fucking SLAYEDCRUSHEDDESTROYED it. Fuck the bullshit. That's already one of my all-time favorite anthems, mainly BECAUSE of the climax. So ill.

I like how the one dude says every italian 100% hates Sherman, as if he speaks about an entire people, for an entire people.

If by "America" you mean "old white people who take sports too seriously", then yeah, they're Broncos fans now.

With all these guys wearing green, I wondered where Rex Ryan was. Then I realized they can actually tackle something moving.

Tony Kornheiser once said it was okay for Football HOF voters to not vote for Art Monk because Monk wasn't nice to them.

Wilbon is the worst. He is somehow, at the same time, antiwhite and an uncle tom

Anybody who wrote what Mike Wilbon did after Sean Taylor was murdered should lose all right to call anybody else sanctimonious.

Remember when the PTI Guys didn't say something really dumb? No? Anyone? Please?

So what, the best player on the Penguins is a giant gash, too

Don't even ask his thoughts on the biathlon ...