aaaaaaaaand the rapist wins

Tallahassee Police Department named MVP

"It was tough, but when you want to score you can't let 'no' get in the way of getting what you want."

The whole fucking postgame, throughout jameis interview all i could think about, listenting to all the "hardships" he suffered through is "youre a rapist clap clap clap youre a rapist clap clap clap"

Ding dong the Wicked Witches are dead.

The 16 team playoff is gonna be awesome.

I wonder, if the FSU D-line reported this raping to Tallahassee PD, would it be investigated?

Look, if he wanted to make it clear that he was denying the allegations, he would have led off with it.

I guess that's no weirder than an football game coming down to a field goal kick, or a basketball game coming down to free throws.

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There's no such thing as "real football". There are multiple regional variations of a game that was played in the mid-19th century, that looked a lot like rugby and was called "football". All of them have equal claim to being "real football"

The story should be how the exceptionally talented Lions once again shit the bed.

You mean that incomplete pass?

Clearly the Bears just aren't in the same league of physics bending as the Packers.

McClellin had nowhere to go. Two dudes were on the ground in front of him and he was running at full speed. The safest thing for him to do is to roll into the two of them.

Now show the very next play where Peppers does the same thing, and there is no penalty.

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

But are Mighty Wings elite?

It's almost as if firearm companies are all in on this thing together. It's almost as if they realize their consumers are dimwitted simpletons who believed every second of "Red Dawn." I imagine the marketing pros at these companies wipe their asses with the $100 bills that come rolling in every time Wayne LaPierre…

I mean, the only thing that scares folks more than Obummer coming to get their guns is the idea of dark-skinned people exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

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