Booster seat...

If only a good guy with a gun had been there.

That's awful. The tides on O'ahu are crazy dangerous at this time of year.

You are not bright.

Todd Jones for Deadspin's HOF vote!

The two minute spread that ends with a headboard-induced concussion even makes Vick shiver.

Because the giant flash cards in the bedroom ruin the mood?

His wife must be the least satisfied woman on the face of the planet.

Dear Dana,

"Coach Philbin, did you order the Code Red?"

The Jaguars have the most stable and constructive locker room and coaching staff in the state of Florida right now. Consider the ramifications of that sentence

The white way is why they don't have an NBA team anymore

To put it more succinctly, I don't want high performing robots behaving the way the keepers of the unwritten rules want them to behave. I want my athletes, my entertainers to have the right to show genuine emotion, behave in genuine ways, and deviate from the script regardless of how much that makes you guardians of…

I don't care about athletes who I don't know personally mocking each other during competition or outside of competition. It's fine to hate him and hate his display, but I find the notion that there's no place for that behavior in football or any other athletic endeavor to be ridiculous. I find the idea that a human…

LAD/STL played a 1-0 game that took 2 hours, 40 minutes.

This is why baseball will never be number 1 in terms of popularity. The game is way too slow.

Buttbumble.

Obscure rules shouldn't decide the end of important games, amirite?

I'm beginning to question the integrity of the Patriots' Way.