Nope—still a terrible night.

As someone who was born and raised in Metro Detroit- I have never heard or seen of this pasty and refuse to acknowledge it's entry as the regional dish.

The same post on the Yankees' Facebook page has plenty of responses exactly like this. But hey, can't go wrong with the "ha ha the South is full of stupid rednecks" narrative.

I'm sure you'd be first in line to see the Atlanta False Equivalencies.

I don't want to sound like I'm blaming the victim here, but come on. He was both a football player and a political scion? It's like he was asking to be a rapist.

Dan Snyder is on the phone right now to Reilly's father-in-law to be the next Native American spokesperson for keeping the name.

I'm worried that if I move there, I might murder a lot of hipsters.

The decimated American cities are always the next "big thing" for film/TV production. After Katrina, everyone flooded into New Orleans to make largely forgettable TV shows and movies. Now, with Detroit, the same thing is already happening. The local municipalities are giving great incentives for production companies…

Jason Whitlock calling out anyone for a lack of journalistic credibility (true or not) is a lot like the pot calling the kettle fat.

And people said soccer would never flourish in America.

So, it can be said that "Detroit" doesn't like "hybrids"?

No. You've got this all wrong. Keith Olbermann is more Skip Bayless, but thinks he's more Bob Ley, and therein lies the problem.

Haha, Cleveland making fun of other cities for being poor is cute.

He's not even existential or original, he just stole Charley Steiner's line from sportscenter.

Yep. Always funny when people use Mr. Pink as some kind of libertarian hero, even though all his posturing and too-clever rationalization is exposed as childish whining as soon as the voice of experience and authority comes back from the restroom.

From East to West: Lemieux, Howe, Hull, Gretzty.

Not to be too retro or anything, but seriously, Norris, Adams, Patrick and Smythe.

Oooh, cage diving with sharks! Nothing between you and nature's most vicious predator other a reinforced steel cage and a tour guide with a bang stick.