They can fire her as a patient without trying to usurp her parental rights. They also don't have to threaten to strap her to a table against her will if she doesn't comply. All of those things were seriously fucked up.

...To have and to toke until death do you part (or until 7-11 closes, whichever comes first).

As the unfortunate recipient of what I consider to be a medically-unnecessary (and traumatic) C-section, I do hope that she wins this battle. If she doesn't have any medical issues that would negatively impact her health or that of her unborn child, then I think she should have a say-so on how she proceeds with her…

I might start crashing a lot more weedings...er...weddings.

My (almost 60-year old) mother's always loved dancing...and she's great at it. One day she was dancing and out of nowhere she just stopped and made her ass clap. I was horrified and impressed. When did she learn? Who taught her? Does she have a secret stripper past? Why can she do it but I can't? So many disturbing…

I saw Lauryn Hill two times. Once right after "Miseducation" came out and then again after the "Unplugged" album. She was amazing both times. I refuse to see her now because I don't want to be disappointed.

Let's forget about Biggs and McCarthy and instead focus on the awesome pink sparkly shoes that the audience member behind them is wearing. Fabulous.

Yikes. I didn't know being a marginally talented actress guaranteed you fresh breadsticks.

I sold Pam Grier (aka Foxy Brown) underwear when I worked at Sears. I saw Venus and Serena on a flight to Atlanta. And I saw the chick who played Felicity leaving a Duane Reade. Lame claims, indeed - but Ms. Grier was really nice.

Lark sounds like a woman who is not okay trying to sound like she is okay. I recall reading that she's had some bouts with mental health issues. All of the best to her.

Everything you wrote was so brilliant that I found myself fist-bumping the air as I was reading.

I think you missed the "we" and "us" in the first paragraph of Eileengency's comment that clearly state that she is a woman of color.

I saw it. I think I must've missed that part, though.

I always forget how luxurious Snoop's hair was. How he still managed to seem menacing while wearing ringlets is still a mystery to me.

That is one unrealistically clean bathroom stall. Not even in a drunken stupor would I intentionally sit on the floor of a nightclub bathroom stall. Too many biological fluids, tampon wrappers and wet tissue down there for my taste.

I stand by my gif.

Good idea. I do the same thing with day-old coffee - freeze it, then add it to my iced coffee. It helps the coffee keep it's flavor without getting watered down by ice.

I binge-watched the whole season. Perhaps I missed it.

So far in Jezebel's lineup we have "The World Is a Horrible Place - Don't Have Children", then "Cutie Pie Wants to Be Your Flower Girl", followed by "Asshole Hugs Baby to Death".

Can't lie - I look at my son and think these very same thoughts. I cried a whole lot of tears over his sleeping body the day George Zimmerman was acquitted because I knew my son would soon grow larger and the same women who pinch his cheeks will all too soon start clutching their purses once he's outgrown his…