I had a thirty minute argument with my boyfriend about how the Polly and Larry thing was way more fucked up than Piper and Alex hooking up.

Soso was super-annoying but I'm holding out hope that she did something sort of badass to be in prison - but I doubt it.

I was pissed at the Polly-Larry thing. I think it offers a decisive way to usher Jason Bigg's character from the show, but I would've preferred not to lose Polly in the process - I liked her. He was such a poop stain on the show - and an asshole in real life.

I went through the milk journey with my kid after failing miserably at breastfeeding. We started with cow milk-based formula and he was great. Then came the time to switch to whole milk and he was cranky and constipated ALL OF THE TIME. When he went number 2 it was like giving birth for him - sometimes I literally…

All of these horror stories make me feel super-grateful for my old manager. I once came down with something that I simply refer to as "The Plague" because it was this weird confluence of a half-dozen horrible symptoms. I came to work looking like death and my manager said, "Dude, get the fuck outta here. I don't wanna…

"obscenity" is legally defined in Japan as "as something that stimulates desire and violates an ordinary person's sense of sexual shame and morality."

I, too, thought that at some point we would grow sick of the "famous-for-being-rich" trope. Sadly, we have not. I cannot blame Paris or Kim for cashing in on the peculiar fascination we have with them.

Agreed. Kathy and Angela's characters were so bad-ass - they really deserved better endings.

Gotcha.

I didn't make any conjectures as to who made the decision. Soooo? I'm not really sure why you wrote that.

That was concerning but it was not my major takeaway from the article. Maybe I was too blinded by being pissed to even notice. And the fact that Jezebel will never address this is even more concerning.

So burny.

No, you are feeling awesome - agedly awesome to have known the delights of this song.

Paris Hilton, that's cool and everything...and imma let you finish but "Summertime" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince was the dopest summertime song of all time. All time!

I was wondering if anyone was ever going to bring this up.

Question for y'all: Today my kid (almost two) smacked me on the arm when I wouldn't let him play with a toy bunny. I said, "I guess the bunny is going to have to go away for a while" and I took it from him. He started to have a tantrum and ran to his father (presumably to get the toy back). His dad said, "You hit…

Naw, I wouldn't say so. Potty training is tricky enough without being tyrannical. My son will be two in a month and we started training in June. He moves back and forth between his two little potties and the big potty. He prefers the big potty for #2's. And sometimes he just wants to go where mommy and daddy…

In my home the choice would've been you can have the red sippy cup with milk or you can have the blue sippy cup without milk. I offer my son lots of choices all day long, but once he's chosen he needs to know that the choice (and its consequences) have been set. Also, I let him know that some things are…

I read MTO for the same reasons I sniff a carton of ten-day old milk: I know it's gross and bad...but I just have to do it.

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