“She feels awful, as if this is our responsibility because we’re white women. And it isn’t”

Weird. You wouldn’t want the disintegration of a marriage and partnership to at LEAST result in something good? To be worth it? I do. I want to see a write-up in Ebony 60 years from now about how the aged Kendu found lasting love with Starzilla just like Kirk Douglas did when he was creeping on Pier Angeli with Anne.…

I am DYING over that.

I am literally sitting here on my couch waiting for someone to “kidnap” me and take me to a spa for two weeks. Come at me, kidnappers! And also someone babysit my toddler.

Says QueenVictoriasCorset 😜

Sufficiently represented and venerated in popular culture at the current time.

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

Wow, that was the most pretentious, classist statement I’ve read on Jez in I don’t know how long.

Switching from hourly to full-time can be tough.

I have just been at a complete loss to try to understand any Trump voters I know. You either believe him (and are racism-supporting credulous idiot at best) or you don’t and what? Just like to watch shit burn?

I mean, she’s a very recognizable person too. I’m sure Jimmy Kimmel had about 1 second of surprise when he saw her at the end of the aisle, and then that was it. Wouldn’t it have been much funnier to find a woman of the same stature and have her wear a veil over her face so that the real surprise was at the alter? I’m…

I was an ‘ugly girl’ as a kid (mostly because I was poor, really), and I used to go along with jokes like this, with me as the joke. I always laughed along just so I could feel like part of the group for a few minutes.

Sorry.

I really think people should stop criticizing Sam Smith for what was a simple and understandable slip of the tongue. And I can say that with a little bit of gravitas as the first openly gay man on the internet.

This is kind of apples to oranges. It’s one thing to have conventions or rules about what one wears in a business setting, and these typically apply to men and women. If you show up to your business formal workplace in a skin-tight tube dress, that is not appropriate, but I don’t think anyone would argue that your…

Exactly. People in general but specifically women are not produce, you don’t get to touch just because you want to feel if it’s right. I have never gone clubbing personally-never had an interest-but putting on a hot outfit and showing skin, does not mean you have the right to cop a feel. Even if your attentions are to…

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Hahaha, look at all the #notallwhitepeople responses. **WHOOOOOOSH**

The only thing that video strikes in my heart is pure unadulterated lust! Damn! She’s always been hot, but that vid makes me want to lick the hot sauce from her back sweat. Common girl, I got me a burrito. Gimme sum dat hot sauce! Damn!