BREAKING: Esquire Declares 42-Year-Old Women Now Fuckable...only if they are insanely wealthy, famous and look 30.

Okay, for the sake of counterbalance post a story about awesome teens doing amazing things because right now I have no hope for the future.

Thanks a lot, J. Crew.

But...who will kill the mongoose?

I was talking about the granolier than thou types who behave as though their body is too pure to eat anything that isn't organic. Many people can't afford fresh fruit and veggies, let alone ORGANIC fruits and veggies. I support the non-organic industry, but a forty percent mark-up just to purchase it makes it…

ETA: Double post

I get boxes and boxes of organic fruit every week because I have a family member who works in a produce warehouse. Otherwise, I really couldn't afford that shit. Still, I often find myself wondering: If the soil is polluted, the groundwater is polluted and the air is polluted does it really matter if the food is…

I was wondering if they had any input at all into the selection of their spouse and if so, maybe they asked for a black partner. The number of interracial marriages are growing but by and large most people still tend to marry within their race.

Yeeeeaahhh...I think you're taking this a bit too personally. I've worked retail...and rode the bus. Granted, it does suck donkey balls but it's not as if you aren't expected to clean up after people anyway. I can't count how many times I had to refold panty tables because some asshole decided to bulldoze through…

I swear Venus and Serena hit the ass lottery. If I were fortunate enough to have either one of their posteriors I would only do backward-facing interviews so that people would have to address the magnificence that is my ass at all times.

I think the likelihood that Whoopi would deck her in the eye is high enough that I would consider watching it just for that reason.

Afterlife Grandma Rant: "Goodness knows you kids nowadays never get off those cellphones long enough for your poor cursed Grandmother to haunt you properly. I set in the foyer for hours the other day and all of you kids were off watching TV and playing your darn video games. I fluttered those dusty drapes for at least…

"Misery".

Just. Ew.

She's trying to maintain her edge by flipping the bird. She's so dark.

True, but speaking as a Family Planning Educator I can tell you that MOST people don't use their birth control correctly or consistently all of the time. Having the information and using the information are two very different things. Divorce rates are high whether the children come before the marriage or after. There…

Yea, her facial expressions really started getting on my nerves too. I mean, I know it's Joan Rivers but the interviewer's expressions reeked of thinly-veiled condescension.

aw shucks.

I haven't had a celebrity crush since the R&B singer Maxwell. In college I saved up for a ticket to his concert by eating nothing but ramen noodles. It was so worth it. When he cut off his hair the crush went POOF. That was circa 2005...so, I haven't had any crushes for a long time. My boyfriend on the other hand has…

Celebrities...they're just like us. They like premarital fucking.