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I've made it a personal mission to incorporate at least one Kanye Quote into my daily conversations.

Sigourney, shut up (and in the words of the great Katharine Hepburn...

Dave's new wife looks a lot like someone...I just can't put my finger on who. She oughta know...

Cool. I'd never heard that phrase until now.

Oh dear. I literally just clutched my heart and started crying. That fucking bastard. I have a little boy (almost 2) and I just don't understand this. How could he knowingly let him suffer?

I have one. It's very small - like 5,000 bucks, I think. My mom told me to do it. My brother died relatively young and she told me that the only thing that could've made the situation worse was not being able to pay for his final arrangements, which can be quite costly. However, I picked a small policy because I

As have I and I wouldn't assume that her behavior toward me was typical of those who share her skin tone. However, it just reminds me that as a group black women are by far the most maligned. One black woman being a bitch is somehow a reconfirmation of the belief that all black women are bitter bitches. I work,

Her weird lip-biting was stressing me out.

I met a lot of PBR racists in my little college town. I quickly learned the joys of drinking alone.

So, yes, all white people are racists. Gotcha!

If most of you don't really give a shit then the loud minority that do are really fucking loud.

Do we have to continue this Angry and Lonely Black Woman thing? Please believe me when I say that most of us really don't give a shit.

In my experience, drinking doesn't turn people racist but it does turn people honest.

I have bitten my nails since I was a little kid. I stopped once I got into my twenties. I was so ashamed to show people my fingers which were often bloody and bitten down to the quick. I stopped the habit by doing super-complicated nail art on my nails. It kept them pretty and if I got the urge, I'd just peel off

I have a kid. He's loud, unpredictable, and cute as hell. Where do I sign up?

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Nicki's never been adept at the subtle art of throwing shade. She spent enough time with Mariah Carey that she should've taken notes. Mariah is a shady tongue-fu master.

I was a Health Educator for a gynecology practice, so I was the "one-off investment". Some patients were fine with it and some weren't. Granted, most of my patients were pretty young (teens and early-twenties and often immigrants). A few of them didn't know that their urethra and vagina were separate entities so

Julia Roberts seems awful. Just awful. I know there are two sides to every story. But jeez, the woman is dead...just honor her wishes.

You're still talking about frats and I'm not and wasn't. I'm not getting the point. I'm also not caring.

In my response to Michael Sokhil's comment. Hit the expand icon and you can read the whole thread. In my initial comment I said "college students" not frats/sororities specifically. That's an inference that you made all on your own. It's much simpler to discipline a chartered group with known members than a random