Wow, this Manganiello fellow really bakes my potato.

Tell the dudes to put their dicks away.

...and she had a baby three months ago. I would never be that confident.

She's so dang charming. Some people just have a way about them; that inexplicable combination of being unaffected, sweet and slightly self-deprecating. I swoon!

thanks, kindly.

Well, I am black and there's a Lupita-shaped place in my heart for her as well. I think she's adorable and interesting. I would gladly read a Jezzie article about her as opposed to the usual fare: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, etc.

I had one lady who braided my hair for almost four years. She was very concerned with the health of my scalp and hair. She was focused on growth and seemed to take great pride in the healthiness of my hair. She worked from her home and was just really good at it! She started having money problems and had to stop…

How did you learn to do them? I am not working but want to look nice.

I am torn. I don't think that looks should necessarily be the deciding factor on whether or not someone should play a role. Honestly, I think Zendaya was close enough. As fair as Aaliyah was it's impossible to say that she didn't have quite a bit of European blood in her lineage anyway. I see the beef with the Zoe…

"Mostly, wants to realize grasping and desire is pushing me straight towards suffering.."

Of course, you are right, I am racist. Bye.

Every time I see a Bey and Jay post about the awesomeness of their lives, I know that I am going to be annoyed (and, well, jealous). Yet, I click it every fucking time. Damn this curiosity. I am experiencing a fabulous overload. I feel so poor. I need a goddamned yacht.

"Colonial-Giver" and "Anglo-Giver" are pretty much synonymous. Or am I mistaken in my understanding that the colonizers were, in fact, white? Do you prefer the term "Colonial" because you want to relegate racism to being a thing of the past? Calling it "Colonial" implies that racism is no more. That is simply…

I didn't know you had to get replacement tits in regular intervals. It's like Honda's 10 years or 100,000 miles warranty.

That's really awesome. A much better approach to pregnancy than the one that I had.

As an old we must make it our most sacred duty to school these silly youngins'.

I know someone who can get her out of the house. But be prepared, hilarious hijinks will ensue.

Move along, dear. I read your post three times and it is still just as disjointed and nonsensical as the first time I perused it. I really haven't time for this "reverse racism" nonsense. Here's a bucket, fill 'er up!

Totally unrelated but I recently discovered that "99 Problems" was originally Ice T's song and Jay Z lifted the entire hook. I felt like the lamest lame in the world when I found this out. But ever since I did I've felt the need to mention it whenever I see anything Ice T related.

Ew. Why?