As an exhausted and stressed stay-at-home-mom of a potty-training toddler, I tentatively approve of this drink. And the packaging looks discrete enough to bring along to Mommy and Me classes. That's a definite plus.

Me and your dad could so hang out and talk about cultural appropriation and shit.

Yes. I died at Hellmann's too.

That's not what the term "indian-giver" means. An indian giver is someone who unilaterally offers a gift, then later either takes it back or expects something in return.

White people know how to do breakfast. Like seriously.

Fortunately my friend is smart and self-aware enough to know that a criticism of the gross atrocities of the past is not an indictment on her personal character. She also knows that confronting and addressing the history of a country that was built on racism and oppression is not racist - it's a dialogue.

According to Wikipedia it refers to Native-American trading practices of giving something and then expecting something in exchange; or taking something back that was gifted. It would be nice if your definition was the true definition but since it goes back to the Lewis and Clark days I highly doubt that Europeans were…

I Columbused Starbucks.

"Indian giver is an American expression used to describe a person who gives a gift (literal or figurative) and later wants it back, or something equivalent in return. It is based on the experiences of early European settlers and pioneers like Lewis and Clark ^[1] when trading with Native Americans."

Wow. I shall add this to my repertoire along with "Anglo-giver" which is a phrase I made up to replace "Indian-giver". One of my white friends got a bit pissed about it until I explained that historically it tended to be the Europeans who made promises and then reneged when those promises proved to be either costly…

I don't know. It seems to me that living longer may be a double-edged sword. Sure, not dying is super-sweet and all but you've increased the number of years you have for your child to try to move back home with you and live in your basement. No thanks. If I am not dead by 70 then I am retiring to Belize. Either…

My wording may have been simplistic but at the crux of it the truth is still the same. Acting is the portrayal of someone you are not. It is not easy. It requires talent. For some, it may even require intensive studying (although this isn't often the case for many celebrities/actors). I appreciate the entertainment…

Doing boring and formulaic interviews in exchange for millions of dollars and ample free time to dick around between projects seems like a fair exchange. Acting is awesome but let's not fool ourselves, these super-famous actors got fucking lucky being insanely successful in a career that's not really all that…

I hate to say it, but "Got damn it, white people!" I know, I know...#notallwhitepeople...but still. Her babysitter gets all of the angry faces.

I think I would be pretty salty spending that much on someone else's wedding with the divorce rate for first marriages hanging out on around 41 percent.

Meh. Could've been worse. He could've requested Iron Kid's Bread.

My only beef with Modcloth is that for some reason they think that bigger also means taller. All of their larger pants are clearly for someone in the 5'9 and up range.

I developed a renewed love for Prince when he made this the cover for his single. I love that he has a sense of humor about himself. That Chappelle skit was epic.

He was too big. He would've wrinkled the tulle.

Something in your response also tells me that you are of the sort that would also be vehemently against abortion as well. Tell me, sage what is a person supposed to do when they become unexpectedly pregnant (despite the use of contraception)? I am sure that you can provide the answer since you are clearly the…