My favorite is Green Mountain Gringo Salsa but I’m guessing that was out of the price range?

This argument sucks, man! George W. Bush isn’t a lost child; he was the president. He saw photos of the torture, from the man who approved of that torture, and then he stood up for that guy. I linked to this in the blog, which I’m now not sure you fully read.

oh thank god somebody said it. gwb wasn’t bad, he just oopsie-doopsied the country backwards into a pointless war that killed untold numbers of innocent people and eroded all kinds of civil liberties for our citizens. the road to hell isn’t paved with anything, so we can just give him a sticker for trying his best and…

This is stupid. If you’re claiming that you’ve never in your life told anyone anything you would feel uncomfortable later finding in the pages of a tabloid, you’re a liar.

It’s Saban -- of course it’s ripped off.

The only problem with turning candy corn into a snack that tastes like butterfinger, is that butterfinger is the only candy that’s worse than candy corn.

there’s still people who don’t know you can beat minecraft??? it’s been like what, 10 years now?

So in the future, San Francisco’s gentrification by Silicon Valley will be total?

BIG TIL on my end. This is wild. Feels like it kinda defeats the purpose of a sandbox game to have an end, though...

Yeah I owe you an apology for being a twat. As other people pointed out, I’m an idiot.

The self-own happening here is spectacular.

...which is followed by a section explicitly talking about firing McLoughan for supposed alcoholism.

You should’ve read three more sentences.

Gotta defend “the greys” here... the article linked the story that you linked. You’re making the exact point the author makes. He didn’t allude to it, he straight up linked it.

If only you’d made it 3 sentences further...

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

As a regular reminder, fuck Anish Kapoor.

I also heard from David Weintraub, a professor at Vanderbilt University’s Physics and Astronomy department. His response arrived after we went to publication, but I’d like to share his insights here.

The window seat has the window. The aisle has extra elbow room. That’s why you pick either window or aisle. The middle seat is fucked.

Radical take: