I’m not sure. Apparently he gets tired of people pointing out he’s a rapist.

I feel so accomplished.

So who had “Stand-off with the police” on the Chris Brown is a Fuck-up Bingo Card?

Looks like someone melted the head of Johnny 5 and this is a heat map of the result.

“with a ton of broadcast-style cutscenes”

This is a bad take.

Pepperoni. How is this a question?

I’m with you on Donkey Kong Country, especially with K Rool’s Theme. It’s glorious.

Seems to me a post explaining things would have rather solved the issue.

“Seiffert said she’s upset about the damage to her car”

Deadspin.com will still be here, but will it still be Deadspin.com on Kinja, or will the sites be moved to whatever platform Univision uses? Will Kinja still be the platform of choice?

Is falling a sport?

Huh. I forgot Carrington was still alive. There’s that I guess.

This was a bad take.

*Edit* Never mind. I had to go into flags and enable it myself. It was set to “default” which for some reason meant to use the old style.

Sometimes you just gotta have that Sprite

Mini-golf should totally be a sport. The course design would be epic.

Gotta have the horse events. Considering how things are there right now it’s smart to pack in your own food in addition to water.

The question here is “for humans” which the first two overwhelmingly qualify over the third.