A fun take on this is to use green lemons instead of oranges for the outside and then use red jello with toasted sesame seeds inside. Makes it look like you’re eating watermelon.

Shoulda done a 23% discount to get it to 6.16 to match the number for the beast indicated on papyrus 115.

What makes it weird is that she was initially right before she was wrong.

I like it when Dale Brown did it.

Cutting the alcohol was easy. Though I imagine not liking the taste of it probably helps. It was the cutting out the soda that proved most difficult. Didn’t result in any magic weight loss either. Just a month of headaches.

The Project64 link triggers Chrome’s security warning.

So Leto’s version of method acting is to pretend to be a combination thefatjewish’s Instagram account and Jaden Smith’s Twitter account?

Only Coldplay song I enjoy is Viva La Vida, and it’s not even their version I like best. That honor goes to Puddles the Sad Clown. And he’d be infinitely more entertaining to watch.

Finally, some happy news for the day.

Eat Shit

Persecution based on ethnicity is often referred to as racism as that it the term in common language that closest matches. And the Irish are a distinct ethnic group.

“He didn’t jump the Tacoma Dome” - fixed it

Ah but he’s a football player and football players never kill anyone while drunk driving. Just ask the Cowboys.

Well, he did say he would get it wrong.

Your average Pre-paid credit card program:

I changed it all back on my Tweetdeck so I’m fine with the change now. I don’t have to see it. Just like I don’t see “greys” here on Kinja. They’re still “pinks”.

Eventually it might be worth 15 a month, but right now? Not even close. 5 whole musicals, one of which features David Hasselhoff...

Source was fake but the facts were true... so C+?

Fuck him. Idiots driving through flood waters are the worst.