666 struck me as a Needful Things remake. Not sure how they're gonna stretch that out into a series.

I think the Muppet Christmas Carol should make the list. You have Michael Caine being taken to the past and future, there are tons of Muppets, and it's a Dickens classic.

Only thing wireless in my place is my printer, and that's only because I hate listening to it when it prints so I stuck it in the porch cabinet.

How'd you get that? I did the third story at 1 second and it only got me up to 29,000.

I'm fairly certain that taking "national standards" from a guy running a speed reading website is something you shouldn't really be concerned with.

710 on the first one. 752 on the second. 748 on the third.

Tiny blue buildings? How dare you refer to the TARDIS as such!

Nah... you've got plenty of time. The costs are prohibitive, designing items for 3d printing isn't exactly easy if you don't want it looking like crap, and talent will always trump non-talent. Everyone may have the opportunity, but everyone won't have the ability.

That "joke" sadly continues on till this day. You'd think after a few decades people would come up with something new.

I know what I'd be making with a 3-d printer if I had one

Everyone knows that when a plane loses power it immediately drops straight down while spinning out of control.

So all power magically goes away. Everything completely devolves within 15 years. Cliched characters and events occur to find/protect the magic device that restores power. We see magic device allow person to magically turn on power that somehow also allows the person to communicate to another person who also magically…

You'd see it was none if you'd bothered to read the article.

I don't really remember the science. They've had shark week forever, but prior to Mythbusters and the like I don't really remember Discover at all.

I think it more likely that Carrot would be the one to end the dictatorship as he is the one true king of Ankh.

When I need a pick-me-up, and I'm in the mood for fantasy, I make a quick read of a random Pratchett novel. Even the most cynical of his characters can raise your spirits. Hell, even Vetinari has been less gloom and doom-y these days.

All outbreaks are investigated. Investigations of even small outbreaks allows investigators to trace issues back to bad water supplies, infected foods, etc. In the US alone, roughly 10,000 die annually from acute cases. Investigate the small cases so they don't become big cases.

Finally a review that isn't just "OMG Tim Burton is a hack!"

Well, considering the rules state that violations of the official rules, guidelines, etc could result in rejecting a submission they'd have the grounds to do so considering it's in the official checklist that no substitutions are permitted. In addition, 2k officials communicated the no-sub rule to other players and as…

Nah, they just left out the explanation where the plane was built by blind factory workers and flown in a squadron of blind pilots.