Philip Morris still sponsors Ferrari after the 2006 ban, we talk about Marlboro.

You sad fool. So you drove one poorly calibrated, small engine volvo diesel and want to cast aspersions on all of them?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

Yeah, it’s not genocide. It’s many things, with a lot of differing opinions, but it’s not that. 

If you’ve gotta be old, rich, and obnoxious, buying ridiculous cars is a way more innocent hobby than funding The Federalist or paying Toni Laren’s rent. So I can’t hate him too* much.

We have vehicles designed from the ground up to carry 15+ people. Remanufactured stretch limos are unnecessary at least and dangerous at worst. People will complain, but really they should just get a party bus if they want a private party vehicle to hit the club in.

Yeah, they should have built a massive, precision manufacturing facility in the remote oil sands of norther Canada. That would have definitely been much more efficient than simply putting it on a truck. 

I love my S4 but damn I hate having to explain to people why it says 3.0T all over it when it’s supercharged...those might have to go.

Note the engine in Blood hound was on loan from the Royal Air Force. 

Unpopular opinion incoming:

They’re happy to let everyone go with that flow as they invariably wallow in the left lane. 

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

They only made one. Don't worry, I made sure.

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

I can respect that.