That shockwave though!

Where is Capt. Obvious when you need him?

I dunno Bill, some people buy the cars because they like to drive them. Some buy them to show off, some buy them for other reasons. I don’t really see the purpose of judging owners of a specific car as to whether or not they are “real drivers.”

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy—Henry Kissinger

There is literally nothing sad about this.

Lane splitting is legal in Cali just fyi

Yeah because God forbid someone whowas previously behind you gets to their destination faster than you. Lane splitting eases congestion on the highway, you should be thanking motorcyclists for doing this. Of course this guy is an asshat, but not because he was splitting.

Here you are... in your turbocharged 600hp Peugeot 405. Flying through the desert at 120mph like you’re hot shit. Out of the corner of your eye, what’s that? 12 tons of fury and you eat his dust.

Wait, you mean 84,000 gallons right? Because 84 gallons is nothing. Why would you write an long winded, breathless post about 84 gallons? Your car has leaked more than 84 gallons of oil in it’s life and no one is suing you.

“Just kill me”

You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance

I don’t spend 80k on Mopars to begin with.

Nobody cars what Automotive News has to say, anyway.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

Best in the business.

840 is not enough. It needs to be in the comma club.

NICE TRY STEF IM STILL GONNA ROLL COAL CUZ THIS SHIT AINT GON HAPPEN TO NO NASCAR RACE AND NEVER WILL CUZ AMERICA RULEZ CUZ JESUS LOVES US AND OUR GUNS AND OUR TRUCKS HELL YEAH.

But it’s still stupid.

Despite Jalopnik’s desire to smear and end all ride sharing companies, I know my friends and I (and legions of people) here in San Diego will continue to gleefully use Uber and Lyft because they are 10x better than the alternative. So yeah, keep trying Jalopnik.. it isn’t going to work.