Remember Hurricane Kristina?

A male feminist walks into a bar

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Big Cousin is always watching.

Thank you. I have had and fostered many pits. The problem is the owner or dog handler. Period.

shut up and go away.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

This is the first time I’ve genuinely smiled since you know when, so . . . .

Awesome.

Good dog

Like you said, you’re not American.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

from my vantage point, even one would be more than all her peers combined.

The @35 refers to “at 35 [years old]”... to commemorate the introduction of the first great Charger, the FWD L body, 35 years ago.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

You’ll know if it’s in your ass. If you’re not prepared, there will be tears.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.