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You nailed the reason I have one on pre-order. Corvette schmorvette, all I care about is building the hot rod to add to the other Lego rods and racecars I like to build. The alternate builds on many of the Lego Technic kits are better than the front of box builds.

My wife is from Hillsborough and we still live sorta near by and go there often as she still has family and friends there. The town has changed DRAMATICALLY since she last lived there in the nineties. PHE was a big deal because “Do you know what they sell there?” After college one of our friends from school worked

My Dad had a used car lot in the early 90's and had a white 5.0 for sale. I took it out for a test drive and had a blast! I was about 17 years old and it was my first time riding in anything resembling a musclecar.  WoooHooooooooon!!!! In a strange twist of fate, that Mustang met an unfortunate end days later. My

Hey, some cool things about his game from the ad. 1. NOT available for IBM and compatibles. 2. Available on CASSETTE! 3. $1.50 shipping? Mind blown.

I live here. This place is screwed. It is not a matter of “Democrats wake up!” It is a matter of gerrymandered districts and warped laws making it impossible for changes to occur. Not a single Republican legislator gives a fuck what anyone thinks. They have practically guaranteed that they can’t get voted out of

Deadspin is borrowing the Nice Price or Crack Pipe format today!

Sales pitch for using a sous vide to cook pasta. “You see, instead of letting the nasty pan water touch the pasta, we put the pasta in a plastic bag and then put it in the water. Everyone can see the advantage of that, amiright?”

Insert “Yo, we heard you like cameras. So we put a camera on your camera.” meme pic here.

Apparently, the Uncanny Valley effect applies to cars as well. So close, yet so wrong, but my brain is trying to make things work out anyway and feels a bit queasy about it.

Oh hell no, whiskey isn’t strong enough by a damn sight. I am very glad I have no memory of ANY of my three surgeries, which involved many extra openings cut in my body and doctors literally running their hands through my guts. I DO remember them putting on the anesthesia mask for my first surgery and thinking to

You know that is a pretty ridiculous post that makes zero sense in this context. You admit you didn’t care enough to even read the article, if you had taken the ten seconds that it would have taken to go to this guys website you would realize that he is good at what he does because he does it a lot and has been at it

My wife won’t play Scrabble with me anymore because of my triple score bloodlust. Apparently, actively making use of the bonus squares is what meanies do.

My father had started a used car business just before I turned 16. You would think that I would have gotten something cool to drive since he owned it, but he always made me pay full price and financed them to me with interest. So I drove crappy cars all the time. He always kept a cool old car around that he did most

Who else was scared of Cameron’s Dad? Are there other movies with such a memorable arch-nemesis that has absolutely ZERO screen time, like Cameron’s Dad? The dude is like invisible Darth Vader, he has a huge impact in the movie and does not appear at all. That is some genius-level screenplay writing.

My guess is a first-gen 80s Ford Escort. That’s what I was driving at the time too.

I was so hopeful when I clicked the link to this article and was not disappointed. Started the day with a win! Also, you should check out Palms, his other, other band, but Crosses is the best. Deftone derivatives FTW!

Actually why even bother with the mixing bowl and fresh plate? Somebody is obviously not drunk or stoned enough to understand why 3 minute microwave cookies exist and under what conditions they are likely to be prepared. Make the cookie mix on the plate. Microwave. Roll up cookie and insert into milk. End of story.

Somebody get this hand model a pizza cutter.

Yet the vanilla was in teaspoons. I smell conspiracy!