Madison, Wisconsin resident checking in here. Hi. We had a minor league hockey team years ago called the Monsters, and they had the best logo/jersey of all time.

Chad’s Twitter feed reads like Trump’s twitter feed, except it is occasionally funny.

Did you know that Aaron Rodgers is the boyfriend of each and every one of them?

SCHBEAST.

+1 for Victoria. It’s been my cerveza favorite for a while now. 

Fellow Bears fan here. It’s not the double doink itself that will earn the most scorn, it will be the ensuing Today show drama, which is the dumbest and most Bears thing that could possibly happen.

Grew up in Chicago. I remember getting this stuff off the fountain at the hot dog place near our house. I love it so much. Really not much else like it on the market. 

Surprisingly good!

My local minor-minor league team has a dog which retrieves the bats now, and it’s easily the best part of the game.

Theme nights are the best. Went to a minor league game on Jimmy Buffet night, which should have been fucking terrible, but they had $1 margaritas and cheeseburgers.

This was deep. Nice.

This was a great read, and makes me really miss printed strategy guides. I remember being 7 or 8 and buying the guide for Super Mario RPG. I didn’t even own the game, but rented it from Blockbuster as often as possible. I just loved looking at all the pictures and reading about places I had yet to visit in the game. I…

Why are the headline of the stories now under the photo on the main pages of these websites? It’s confusing the shit out of me. 

Love, love, love the Game Boy, and Link’s Awakening will forever be my favorite game.

What can I do for you? What can I do for you? What can I do for you?
 

Not a movie, but I was watching Curb Your Enthusiasm at home once during college winter break or something. I had just discovered the show, and invited my mom to watch an episode with me. Lo and behold, we end up watching one where Larry David ends up a party for porn stars. My mom rolled with it, but I was mortified. 

Okay, but my big concern? He got the custard at the same time as his food. COME ON. Any Culver’s fan knows you order the custard with your food, but ask to get it later, so it doesn’t melt everywhere while you shove a Butterburger in your face. 

Nah, no need for ducking, this is the right opinion. I love Culver’s, but this ain’t their finest option.

Everyone is probably shitfaced. Perhaps that adds to the appeal.

I worked at CompUSA in the early 2000s, around the time when the first Spiderman movie had just come out. Which meant that ‘Bring Me to Life’ by Evanescence was played at least 2 times an hour. The torture is real.