If my options are $20 for bonafide, safe, imported ice cream or much less for cheap ice cream made in China, I’ll pay the $20 so I’m not eating “natural flavors” like lead or mercury or old newspapers.

You get desperate when you got a chunky monkey of your back.

The “Bonnie and Clyde” of the freezer aisle

“FUCK NO” is probably the best response to whatever Bieber is contemplating.

Had to type “shemar moore penis” into Google. Worth it.

Have you seen it in person? If so, story please.

Sounds divine. He is a fine specimen.

I’m not going to say you should go to the celebritypenis subreddit but you could.

No shame. I would break that man.

“I’m not an anti-vaxxer, I just play one on TV.”

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

Of course, this raises a very important question.

It’s Gold, Gold = instant classy. Trump logic is the best logic. All other metals are sad and low energy.

Here’s where I’d like to put a GIF of me walking backwards toward a distant horizon while slowly nodding, getting smaller and smaller until I’ve disappeared completely.

Tom Cruise hasn't seen Suri since the year 1095! Tragic.

As a black woman I have to get this off my chest. If I see one more black man say this shit was brought up because of Birth of a Nation I am going to scream! I have known about this for at least 3 or 4 years you didn’t want to know don’t start with the conspiracy theories.

Why tho? I was fine not remembering :(

Divorce attorney here!

STRAHAN-RIPA?!??!