.....LOL....People, Rachel Dolezal was the Best Thing that ever happened to 2015! Literally, the Gift that just keeps on giving.....

......Bless you.......the IMMORTAL Catherine O'Hara........

......I was living in the French Quarter in New Orleans. My mother was visiting. We had partied all night the night before, and staggered into the Golden Lantern on Royal Street for Bloody Marys. I walked down the street to the Verti Marte to get us something to eat. After placing my order, I glanced down at the stack…

.......this was the FUNNIEST Midweek Madness in a LONG, LONG time.......

......thank you for this.......what were the odds? Marilyn Monroe and Bette Davis in the same movie? Probably Bette’s best film (although I’ve never seen “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”)...........

....she still sounds CRAY......

......at times like these, I try to remember the Immortal Words of one Jen Aniston: “I’m fine.”

......Props to ANY man or woman who is getting Younger Massive Dick

.......LOVE that dress......in fact, I never get tired of seeing it......

He was skinny-dipping in the Bahamas 3 or 4 years ago. He’s walking out of the water, sunny day....you see EVERYTHING you needed to see......and he’s smiling! He knew they were taking the pic. At that moment, I felt my life to be complete......

......so so glad Shade Court is back! Also: Shemar Moore has a REALLY nice dick

.....would like to have seen his boner

......I would so love if this happened in the U.S.: every overweight person suspended......the country would instantly come to a halt....

.......ummm.....it’s spelled “Candace”.......no “I”.......we now resume your scheduled programming.....