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This isn't smart summer attire Kanye, you might get best stroke! Be sure to drink lots of sun tea to stay cool and hydrated!

Please don't compare yourself to LeBron James ever again. Thanks.

Not gonna lie - this post made me feel so much better about my exclusively formula fed baby. I hope to be able to tell a similar story when he's 16 :)

I would've gone with Henry Rowengartner myself.

Let's not start a holy war!

In fairness...Willie Mays Hayes was Omar Epps before that happened.

Are you saying Jesus couldn't hit a curve ball?

Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

Come on you expect people here to take responsibility for their actions when there is an easy way out?!?!?

Nope. And that's actually my point - decouple it.

Allow the same tax breaks to individuals that businesses get, businesses would give their employees a raise, and in a FREE market [not Obamacare] you as an individual could then choose a plan that suited your needs, without necessitating the tacit approval of those who

Because that's tyrannical bullshit.

If my money goes to something, I have a say in it - that means if it's tax money,
you damn well bet I have a say, and I have an opinion.

And that means if I am the one footing the goddamn bill for your coverage, I have
an inherent right to choose what coverage I buy.

Freedom of

Gah! I love toddlers, especially since my son is turning 13 soon, and with it come all of the eye rolls and selective listening habits. I miss those days when I could put him in a cute pair of madras plaid shorts and a tee shirt with a crab on it and his blinky shoes. You go Keith!

Callie I love how much you love One Direction. Don't let anyone hold you back. Pursue your dreams. Pursue Zayn!

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Are you happy to see me or is that a Schweinsteiger in your pocket!?!

I saw the headline and assumed it was a dumb new wedding photography trend.

DickinsonForCongress @VoteMike2014Follow

Wonder if Twitter will do the same to this Democratic politician:

When we are visible, we're illegal/can't speak English/ super superstitious/super religious/Mexican/Puerto Rican with an attitude problem/hot Latina/cabana boy/I'm sure you can think of more stereotypes. It pisses me off. Most of the time, we have thick accents. I wish this would change. It's going to take a while,