Not that it would be a problem if your nephew was gay but...yeah, the whole "colors" are gay thing is pretty played out for everyone but conservatives.

I feel like Hollywood has finally produced a couple whose sex tape I would go through legitimate channels to see. Well done, everyone.

With the gay agenda getting so cluttered, pretty soon yall ate going to need to outsource it. As a heterosexual white dude, I volunteer to help keep the homosexual agenda straight. *Ba dum tis*

Can I get a copy of the latest agenda, Kat? I can't even remember all the things we're queerifying. Are we still using the Teletubbies? Am I supposed to be forcibly gay-marrying a priest next weekend, or is it my week to corrupt America's Youth by being cool to my son's Little League team?

But many of the players are Christians themselves. I have seen many do the sign of the cross before playing.

I forget that I'm an adult all the time.

"You're getting tied up, I will treat you like a random victim, gonna do you Manchester style."

• "Shemar Moore straight up flexed for the paparazzi at the beach. This is news."

Anyone here shitting on the Astros hasn't been paying attention. They're winning a title sometime within the next 5-8 years, and definitely becoming contenders before that. Their system is ridiculous, and guys like Springer, Singleton, and Keuchel are already paying off. Plus Altuve is the best 2B in the league right…

Explain how exactly you are entitled to birth control as part of your compensation for work? I'd like my employer to pay for booze and fast women for me, but that ain't happening. Hell, I'd settle for a gym membership.

Tony Stewart would have sucked the blood out and used duct tape as a band aid.

Im emotionally invested because I made an observation. People with their underoos in a bunch over a song that was from 14 years ago? Yup, he wrote a tasteless song 14 years ago. Clearly a bad/abusive person/father/spouse/ what have you. Uh huh.

I don't disagree with you that you shouldn't be shitty to your child's parent. But that's not completely on the man in the situation. I think Eminem and his ex were both fucking nuts and weren't ready to have a kid when they did.

I think it's important to listen to the person who actually went through it.

You're not a party pooper, but I think the reason why we're applauding her behavior is because 1) since she travels first class often, its a comfort she's grown accustomed to...it's not a fun thing to have to downgrade to crampy coach tickets 2) it's a rare act of kindness considering she paid up to triple the amount…

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

I don't get your 'But they did?'. Jezebel never wrote a post like this where they condemned Solange for what she did. Sure, they covered the story quite a bit, but more from the angle of what provoked her or that it was a fight between to consenting individuals when it was clearly one individual attacking another.

"Your implants are so old that all the writing's been worn off it. Your implants are so old the manufacturer was Fred Flintstone. Your implants are so old they're made of brontosaurus skin."

for shit talking her teammates off the field (after the US lost to Brazil 4-0 in the 2007 World Cup, she told reporters that she would have made the saves her teammate Briana Scurry missed).

Did I or the article say anything about driving on public streets? No.