Here's the thing about the Master. Prolonged isolation leads to insanity and only competition can produce perfection. The Master wants to be both perfect and he's fundamentally lonely. Oh sure, he's happy to take a companion or at least a counterfeit companion when it suits his needs, but his counterfeits don't…

Are they still riding on leaf springs?

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Just for reference, here is what the papillomavirus does in rabbits, or to put it another way, what HPV evolved from. It is also where the jackalope myth originated.

Well Shit, when he puts it that way, it makes perfect sense. I want all my measurements based on beer ingredients, dammit!

The ways of exchanging are numerous. The wise tend not to keep all their eggs in one basket, as it were. As far as exchange, you can use them on amazon to buy visa credit cards or actual products, if amazon dries up, there are about 10,000 other online retailers with similar offerings. The best thing to do, IMHO, is…

Who do you actually work for Estes? Just curious, because I've been in the CIA Headquarters and I don't remember you in the cafeteria. Are you a new recruit, because you need to step up your game brother, we in the biz can't re-educate the populace with this level of substandard art, my friend. :)

I know those types of meetings:

Nothing that a couple Surface to Air Missiles wont take right out.

I feel sorry for the poor sap that has to clean it.

But what will protect my dog from the inevitable paparazzi shots? I can't show my dog in that with Wolf Blitzer or Anderson Cooper interviewing me- Yuck. Will it void the warranty if I bedazzle it before I strap it to my pooch?

Satan

Can confirm, am Hitler.

The thing is though, after 10 years in a relationship men most of the time actually do know what our wives are feeling all the god-damned-time. We just don't give a shit any more precisely because we know what you are feeling all the god damned time- and that is what makes us go into problem solving mode. STOP OVER…

I don't know. It's going to take a lot more than a song and dance to make me forgive her pee book. That was pretty terrible.

I hate the word too. I wish people would just stop using it. It is so offensive. It really shows the low intelligence, poor up-ringing, crass behavior, and total disregard for common decency. How could anyone ever think that it's ever OK to say diva?

You're Cunt God Cunt Damned Cunt Right, Cunt It Cunt Almost Cunt Got Cunt!

100% if you're sitting at the right place, at the right time, with the right gear, but that only ever happens once every 3 galactic rotations.

"Construction workers use custom-cut wood paneling"

Fair enough.