And who the fuck are you again? God of the interwebs?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I KNOW YOU ARE A TROLL BUT THIS IS THE BEST/WORST ATTEMPT ANY TROLL HAS EVER MADE LIKE

Is it bad it makes me happy (even as a rape victim myself)? I just think that instead of transferring schools like I might have done to avoid the person, she said, “I’m not forgetting, and no one else is, either!” And having her friends by her side while she’s graduating? It’s awful, but it’s the best outcome of this…

That took ovaries of Diamond. I applaud this woman. I’m surprised she was allowed to walk with the mattress. She wins the Internet today.

I find good bosses who care about your career goals are more supportive when you leave for something better.

“The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow, you look great.’”

I’m in a half-freelancing couple. Discretionaries come out of my partner’s steady income, and the variability in mine goes toward savings (or gets earmarked for large purchases like re-roofing the house).

Just rub a little MRSA on there! Done.

This is honestly the best I can guess.

If so, he certainly had reason to believe there was an imminent threat.

I like that we’re judging the head of the Catholic Church roughly the same way I judge the stuff my 8 year old nephew makes in his pottery class.

This is such a beautiful tribute. What a horrible loss for her and their children.

Tbh, all my ill advised sexual encounters have just given me more character.

Worst Wedding Gift Ever: Anything that isn’t cash.

Has there ever been a movie or book about a humanities professor who was not a middle-aged alcoholic sleeping with his young female student? Because I swear I know a lot of nice humanities professors who are happily married to age appropriate people. And sober. Spoiler alert: some humanities professors are not mopey…