This must be accurate, because as an accountant, if I had been able to have my dream wedding, I would have rocked that fucking pantsuit at City Hall.

I still don’t wear my wedding ring either. It never seems to fit, as my sausage fingers swell and unswell all the time.

Your gifs are just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?

So. Much. Yes. I hate Midway, sorry not sorry.

Flying Frozen Cannoli of Doom.

I KNOW!!! I ADMIT THAT I TOTALLY CRIED WHEN MARK HAMILL STARTED DOING THE VOICE OVER. SOBBING. OH GODS SEND HELP.

Stared because of “still would bang.” Harrison Ford continues to look fine as hell.

HIS WONDERFUL HAN SMILE. IT MADE ME SQUEAL WITH GLEE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND I’M A GROWN-ASS MAN.

Do we know anything about the storyline/new characters apart from whatever you can glean from this trailer? All I know is that it clearly takes place AFTER Return of the Jedi because of old Harrison Ford* and the other returning cast members.

MY LITTLE CYNICAL HEART, IT MELTS

My parents are both decently educated immigrants, but the family income was a bit one-sided since my mother did not work. This led to a host of family issues, which resulted in a divorce around late middle school/early high school. Given that our area has one of the highest costs of living in the country, times were…

I'm seriously considering leaving my long-term boyfriend over his refusal to even discuss getting married, except in the most abstract terms, not unlike Allen here. I really don't fucking know what to do. One the one hand, I really, truly, deeply love my boyfriend. On the other hand, it's really important to me to get…

Nothing could be more appropriate than replacing Jackson with a Cherokee woman. Absolutely nothing.

I take issue with putting Rosa Parks on the shortlist over Sojourner Truth, but whatever. That there’s any real momentum, and that they’re focusing on women of color, is nice to see.

I'm fairly sure I owned a Barbie that had a similar dress in the late 80s.

Believe it or not, I’ve heard of people using this argument successfully. Usually it’s when they’re arguing with an insurance company drone about paying for something that the insurer claims is “not medically necessary.” All it takes is pointing out that said drone is not, in fact, a physician, and saying something to…

Find and release the name of the pharmacist.