I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

The Clinique 3 step skincare system is terrible. Their cleansers and toners are too harsh and their formulas of their moisturizers are way too basic to be worth their department store pricing. They have a few good products like their Take off the Day balm, but in general I would not recommend them. You’d be better…

Okay. That’s fine. But why did you feel the need to share that with the class?

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

Have I become too tinfoil hat or did the first thing that come to anyone’s mind was Putin using this as an excuse (or even orchestrating it) to add Turkey to his official “To Annex” list in the years proceeding WWIII? Or just using it to validate the carnage in Aleppo (by claiming that the people are radical and…

At least he wasn’t an archduke. Right?

Christmas gifts are a fucking plague. I mean, I love giving and receiving gifts around the holidays, but so much of it is really excessive and there’s all this weird social pressure around it. I think keeping gifts pretty minimal and limited to as small a group of people as possible is a good thing. And giving…

because i’m old and also because i don’t really give a shit.

It’s probably a generational thing. I’m sure you cared when Frank Sinatra left whatever boy band he was a member of back in the day.

Move the women down a couple of slots.........

Can’t believe I didn’t think of this. Shit.

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

Tiffany Trump = Meg Griffin

(un)popular opinion: Tiffany & Co. sucks. One word: BASIC.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

NDA’s should be against the law in this case. Trump is no longer the CEO of a private company. He is the employee of 320 million people. Please tell me this violates some form of the Freedom of Information Act. If it doesn’t, someone needs to fucking get on that. The transition and everything that follows is part of…

i am sure that you didn’t say this, but just in case, atheists do have morals. we just don’t need a punishment/reward system to live by them. :)

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.