This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

Should he be allowed to get an education? Sure.

I think the part that rankles here is that he used football and his status in the initial case to try to squirm free of consequences. When it’s clearly part of the weapons he used against the girl and her advocates, I think it’s not just the privilege to move on we’re talking about.

The accurate take is this one

For many reason, I’m clinging to the memory of Mister Rogers these days.

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

Somewhere Burno Marz is praying this excuse works.

Did he just imply 45 partakes in child labor??

Pretty much. His boner liked how she spoke into the microphone, and he felt the need to inform us all about it. Because that’s what’s most important about any woman, clearly.

Starred for the subtlety of this comment.

That scene is beautiful. And it still makes my heart skip a beat, even though I’m old.

Orlando. He has a charming accent that makes up for that fading face. Plus I will ALWAYS back the dude who punched Justin Bieber in his trifling-ass face. I didn’t know Orly had a little street in him.

I once had sex with a dude who was a dead ringer for peak-hotness Orlando Bloom, but taller and more muscular...he was fiiiiiiiiine. He smoked a joint while I gave him a blow job. I think he also slapped me in the face while we were having sex, although I’ve never been completely sure I didn’t imagine that (I was…

One little known law (which should be very widely known) that’s been getting more attention because of this is the fact that airlines must compensate you in cash (not vouchers), if you are bumped off a flight due to overbooking and that causes you to be delayed getting to your next destination. As the Department of…

As a lawyer, I say yes they did.

Does Jezebel even exist? Are we really here?

...then they came for the methane, but I was too embarrassed to tell them I farted...