We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

Wait until it sinks in that Jesus was an unemployed Jewish hippie who told people they should be kind to one another.

Western, white Xtians: still deluded about their worship for a religion entirely from and about brown human beings in the middle East. Life sized nativity sets of white ladies with blonde babies, wearing flannel sheets. Simultaneously they fear and white-feminist shame hijabi.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

Yeah, I hesitated to include the men’s college because the systems of privilege lead out of them in radically different ways than with women’s colleges. Somewhere like Washington and Lee seemed a little less harmful—like those alums were getting the same legs up from the network as Wellesley women—but places like…

I live in California, too. Our votes do not count. :(

This Carrier business is ridiculous. Could you imagine if Obama tried something like that. Also, are free-market loving Republicans really ok with the soon to be highest ranking government official telling a private company what to do?

Yeah somehow that level of fraud is totally realistic, but Trump’s 10k win in Michigan couldn’t possibly be wrong.

But she just glitches back to her talking point.

This is honestly the most accurate description of that hollowed out husk of a human being I’ve ever read.

I can see that.

“You guys won, that’s clear,” Benenson said. “But let’s be honest. Don’t act as if you have a popular mandate for your message. The fact of the matter is that more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for Donald Trump.”

Kellyanne reminds me of a worn-out, fucked up animatronic at a pizza restaurant where the one eye doesn’t open all the way.

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

Watters: Don’t you realize the whole country’s laughing at you right now?

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

Speaking of cake I’m drunk at an airport and I just had a peanut butter malt with two shots of vodka, and a bunch of cold medicine and holy hell this is goooooood

I’d go off the pill for those 6 weeks

You’re an idiot because there is evidence he did this. And your hyperbole is pathetic. No one wants him strung up by his balls but to take responsibility for his lack of professionalism and impulse control at his job. Regular people lie all the time too. What’s your dumb point?

That’s not true, she said he never called her at all and they never spoke about the song. He read her the entire line and she said she thought it was funny and great and thanked him for calling her about it to check if she would be OK with it. Then she lied and said she was shocked by it. That’s what people don’t like.