she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

Because half the country voted for Trump.

I’ve watched very few of his ‘shows’ but the last one was when they had parents of a bully on. The dad sat there, straight faced, stating he will beat his son if he ‘loses’ but he has no idea why his son is aggressive and a bully.

It isn’t even a cool thing to do now. It’s just what everyone does anyways. It’s like not purposefully shitting your pants and saying that makes you cool.

Ronan is straight outta GQ magazine and I refuse Wormy Allen had anything to do with his conception.

That’s what I was thinking....why are we still perpetuating the Woody Allen myth?

Look especially at the eye shape...

I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

Kubrick and Hitcock are not overrated. Your not liking them doesn’t take away from their accomplishments or landmark films. This is a very ignorant statement to make.

When I watched Clockwork Orange in high school I thought it was the first truly violent film I’d ever seen. It felt so real to me, particularly because of how gleeful Alex and his droogs are. The lighthearted music paired with the rape scenes made it even more horrific to me and more specifically made Alex’s…

D’oh, Woody Harrelson, not Allen

Samantha Bee, Jezebel and The Slot have been my ports in the storm. You’re doing it right. Please do not second guess your instincts, because you are handing out lifelines daily. And maybe after January, at your peril. I’m with you and I always want for you to be OK.

The novel explicitly says the hotel doesn’t go after Wendy, Duvall’s character, because she is too strong. It goes after Jack because he’s weak. The hotel realises Wendy is a threat, and that’s why it tries to get Jack to kill her. None of this is in the movie, Kubrick turned an interesting, strong female character…

Slate and the Guardian have been pretty great also. What I like about Jez, though, is the lack of pussy-footing around things.

I absolutely could not have gotten through this election without Jez and the slot. Every time I start to feel like the world around me has just lost their collective minds, when I have people gushing over Trump’s business acumen, and insisting that he hasn’t a racist bone in his body, that he’s so brilliant and will…

I wasn’t much of a Jez reader at first, though I did read a lot of the articles that appeared on Gawker, but now that Gawker is gone Jez has become my go-to place to read about and commiserate the state of politics. I think they’re doing a great job and have helped me wrap my head around all the stupid shit that has…

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Nobody being injured here? Are you a little black girl living in West Virginia?

It’s a forum to call them out and get them out of office. There’s actual action that can be had here for the better instead of letting them get away with it by keeping it local.