You sure showed us!

No, we’re not.

if you’re shitting water and blood please please go to the doctor :(

I was previously a regular once a day pooper. They were nice poops, our president elect may even call them luxurious. However, for the past few days I’ve had little rabbit poop pellets. What the hell is that? I have ingested several tablespoons of flaxmeal and a serving of prunes today. I’m guessing things will return…

I have been chronically nauseous. Like, my relationship with food (and even water!) has become adversarial. I’m still cooking for my kiddo, but I’m side eyeing him like “how can you eat THAT?”

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

I made an account just to say this thread is the first thing that has actually make made me laugh out loud, like, a full belly laugh, since Tuesday. Also I just learned just how mature I am.

(I realize no one will see this. But thanks anyway.)

that’s like, 2 inches of thread and a safety pin. for $4 fucking dollars that she hasn’t decided if she’s going to donate yet.

My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…

This is extremely embarrassing, but I sharted on my way home from work on Wednesday. I had stress poops all day at work and I just wasn’t expecting it. Trump made me dump (in my pants) :(

Directly he’d have to pay whatever damages were awarded. Indirectly it could be used as justification for impeachment (“high crimes and misdemeanors” is deliberately vague). I don’t think there’s any chance the trial will be over before the electoral college votes but it could encourage faithless electors.

Folks have been saying this a lot but consider this: Do you think Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes down alone?

The president has to read hundreds of pages of documents a week.

it’s not just about reproductive rights though with him! conversion therapy for LGBTQ and climate change denying...oh my God what the fuck is going on

You do not want him impeached. Impeachment means Pence takes full control, and that is much, much worse.

Pretty sure W was president for 8 years and read approximately 100 pages of documents, consisting of 3 pages of lawnmower instructions, a TV Guide, and a bunch of MAD magazines

Trump only threatens to jail women who seek abortions.

I think he’s going to quit like Sarah Palin did. He will absolutely hate being President. We don’t deserve this, but maybe he does.

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”