It doesn’t look better, it “looks like” you can’t spell. Which shouldn’t come as a surprise considering the amusing lackluster heft of your insipid arguments, your shit diction and your complete lack of understanding when it comes to basic punctuation. “Fucktard.”

It’s pretty obvious he hasn’t played it. He’s just upset, for god knows what reason, that it’s getting all the hot gaming press right now. Maybe some dude with a Zelda tattoo got balls deep in his mom and he’s never been able to shake seeing that from his crib, could be anything really.

ArchAngelMichael: Opinion based? I think you are confusing criticism for opinion. Critics arrive at their value assessments through years of study and experience, an opinion is a judgement passed without any facts or experience to back it up. The criticism for this game says that it is potentially the best game of all…

Then you’d still just carry around one of each. Forcing you to use them up forces you to switch to different weapons, pick up enemy weapons and experiment. You’re not necessarily going to have the perfect tool for the job, so get creative.

There are plenty of games that fit your description.

Yet I am the one employing proper logic and following the rules of an argumentative discourse in our debate. Except for the occasional ad hominem jab, because it amuses me and I’m doing it in a way that doesn’t really detract from my main argumentative points.

No, it’s not. I can’t think of a single open-world game that combines its mechanics in such creative and satisfying ways. There’s a level of thought and craft to the mechanics of this game that is very unusual. Its systems interact in surprising, but ultimately logical ways.

This game can’t be overhyped. It’s the most fun single player game I’ve ever played, and I’m hardly alone in that opinion.

Saying men and women aren’t eeual isn’t sexist. Saying women toss logic out of the window is. Geez. There is a male equivalent stereotype by the way, it’s the guy with a ponytail in yoga pants with the one feather earring.

It’s not a side, you assumptive fool.

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“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

And now for something educational:

I’ve been at the doctor’s for an hour already and still haven’t seen her yet and I also have a major insurance issue.

The snark is there because we literally have over 50 reviews by people who PLAY GAMES FOR A LIVING, who have all said this game redefines the open world experience then continue to list the reasons why in their reviews(97 metacritic average atm). Yet you claim that you’ve read these reviews and don’t understand how…

Incorrect. Those are park-anywhere lights.

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

Don’t know where you are getting your numbers from there bubba but Bieber has sold over 44 million records in the us alone, worldwide he’s at an estimated 110 million. None of yer numbers are right. I guess by your logic, since he did it in less than half the time, he must be twice as good as Santana.

I define suck as…

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?