It doesn’t look better, it “looks like” you can’t spell. Which shouldn’t come as a surprise considering the amusing lackluster heft of your insipid arguments, your shit diction and your complete lack of understanding when it comes to basic punctuation. “Fucktard.”

It’s pretty obvious he hasn’t played it. He’s just upset, for god knows what reason, that it’s getting all the hot gaming press right now. Maybe some dude with a Zelda tattoo got balls deep in his mom and he’s never been able to shake seeing that from his crib, could be anything really.

ArchAngelMichael: Opinion based? I think you are confusing criticism for opinion. Critics arrive at their value assessments through years of study and experience, an opinion is a judgement passed without any facts or experience to back it up. The criticism for this game says that it is potentially the best game of all…

The Witcher 3's storytelling is highly overrated. You are correct in that the results of your choices are not really logically thought out concerning the end game, if you are kinda nasty to your daughter, she gets the happiest ending. Just like real life? Guh. It seems like the quality of the tales told in games have…

Cool, but just how did you find this uncut video of Trump’s youth?

Let me get this straight:

The snark is there because we literally have over 50 reviews by people who PLAY GAMES FOR A LIVING, who have all said this game redefines the open world experience then continue to list the reasons why in their reviews(97 metacritic average atm). Yet you claim that you’ve read these reviews and don’t understand how…

Open world games are notorious for not letting you interact with the environment. Their quests are almost entirely point a to point b linearity despite the open world. Zelda bucks both of these trends hard, at least according to all of the reviews which are putting it at the second highest rated game of all time.

Then…

Seriously hate friend codes enough that I’m not going to buy a switch. I’ll play breath of the wild on the wii u and wait for Nintendo to finish this last hurrah of theirs.

That’s because it’s the best game ever made. Also, I’ll run circles around these guys.

Always carry some potatoes to stick in the tail pipes of double parked bmws, it’s just good etiquette.

That’s because most other fighting games are designed for 2v2 skill matches, smash is not. It’s designed to be a 2+ player unbalanced mayhem party game. This is the community trying to hammer smashbrothers into something it isn’t. My son is really into competitive smash tourneys and brings home a little pocket cash…

The game is bad but you can just log in, get your couple of free orbs and log out in the hopes they change it for the better in the future.

Sometimes it just takes some time for things to click for certain people. I have a nephew diagnosed with fetal alcohol syndrome(significant retardation), took forever getting him to learn to tie his shoes. Similar thing I take it.

Bigger cases look better on a shelf. End of discussion.

Don’t know where you are getting your numbers from there bubba but Bieber has sold over 44 million records in the us alone, worldwide he’s at an estimated 110 million. None of yer numbers are right. I guess by your logic, since he did it in less than half the time, he must be twice as good as Santana.

I define suck as…

“Santa has sold over 100 million albums. You don’t sell 100 million albums and have a nearly 50 year career when you suck and have always sucked.”

I hope someone runs at you, twice your size, body checks you, knocks your phone out of your hand, picks it up then says “you dropped it, it’s mine, fair game loser.” You are a fucking idiot.

I just defeated a 3 takumi team with my same level robin. Don’t initiate with robin, laugh when he kills them all when they attack him.

First off:

The grammy’s are a joke, they aren’t a serious awards ceremony where artists who deserve the awards get them. They are simply a top 20 billboard circlejerk. If you care about the grammys, you don’t really give two shits about music(be it pop, rock, rnb or any other genre).

Secondly:

If in some magical…