I'm doing kickboxing and low-carbing right now. I want to smash my face into this and eat my way out like a pig.

Because BLACK PERSON that's why.

Especially when we smoke weed. That's when we become Super Negro Thugs.

It is just part of the usual set of dangerous skills black people have: contortionism. There is also superhuman strength, making them able to scare cops or neighborhood watch vigilantes armed with guns though they are only in possession of their bare hands, and the ability to give "dehumanizing stares" (also known as…

At this point, it should read "Cops lied - as they do".

All the stars for this one. You might be my new hero!

He was a contortionist, obviously. -_-

You just wrote Sean Hannity's show for tonight. Kudos

"Also, WTF why is it still ruled a suicide if it physically defies the laws of the universe"

Were the deputies able to produce Victor White's gun, and did the bullet removed from his body come from that gun? Was there gunshot residue on his hands? If not, obvious lie is obvious.

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

I remember hearing about this when it happened and wondering how in the hell someone could produce a gun and shoot themselves in the back with their hands cuffed. If the cops' initial story is that nonsensical, I can't wait to hear how they'll try to spin this.

and here, precisely, is my reason for why I don't respond to cat-calling (not that it happens at my advanced age, but I have had customers be completely inappropriate, like following me around the grocery store) - and the answer to all those assholes that refuse to understand why so many women feel unsafe when…

But, but, but! Aren't men always telling us that catcallers are doing us a favour and aren't at all dangerous and likely to harm us?

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

Hmm, and people wonder why women are so unnerved by catcallers...

That's so terrible. This is my point, by the way, every time some guy (generally sexist, but sometimes just clueless) tells me to just yell back or tell men to fuck off when they harass me in the street - you just never know if that guy is the type of guy who will go apeshit. Anyway, I wish this guy a speedy…

I know it can be incredibly hard to conceive a child and if you are unable to, the strain it would put on a relationship and such, but there's something about surrogates that creeps me WAY the hell out. It reminds me of the book The Giver, where all the children in the town are born from women who live gentle lives…