lol I went down this rabbit hole with a friend after watching that.

I’ve always touted that movie if for nothing but the Brad Pitt John Malkovich “you think that’s a Schwinn” exchange.

If you think that the US government would have, upon receiving the information, put on their Justice Capes and flown into action to right the wrongs being committed in our sacred country then I am sorry to say that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.

CS 1.6, I played that too!

Well thanks for making me feel like an asshole for not being able to watch my team’s last preseason game tonight, Nate.

Just watched this last night and it was one of those movies that makes you feel happy to be a minor film nerd. 

Hell yeah I wish I was a game show host.

ahhh, you’re fifteen. smart enough to know better, yet dumb enough to still keep doing the same dumb shit.

why are you like this?

are you thirteen ?

oh shit you’re the dude who made the comment on Splinter about how Steve King isn’t really a racist! You suck!

Underrated comment.

Always knew you were a good dude behind the keyboard.

I don’t really know if I made it in time, but with the departure of Megan today I’ve felt a wave of melancholy sweep over me about this website. I’ve visited here regularly for the past 6 years. I was never a good member of the commentariat (still gray on here), but I’ve always been here. Reading, watching, just…

Wanna play a fun game? Ask people if they remember Zima. You’ll either get nostalgic with some folks who DEFINITELY DIDN’T DO COCAINE in the mid 90-s or you’ll feel old as fuck as your 22 y/o co worker stares at you blankly.

Well, this is all just exhausting at this point.

I was SUCH a fan of KaBlam! and just random animation shows in general that my brother and I used to try and make our own Prometheus and Bob style shorts using our camcorder we got when I was 12. Good, if not the best, times.

A week late and I’m still commenting just because I have a serious opinion on this one. Having worked in restaurants almost my whole adult life, same side sitters are fucking creeps.

Just watched a mini-doc on this exact subject (I forget the publication, but I thin it was the BBC) and hoooooly shit watching them go undercover in the Apple store made me cringe so hard. I honestly hope my grandma never gets suckered like that, because the way they went about it I just pictured my poor old grandma…