Johnny Dangerously is a steaming pile of horse manure. The rest of these range from "stone cold classic" to "it's a matter of taste", but no one can defend that movie. It's like 2 hours of bees stinging your eyes while dachshunds poop on your face.

I haven't seen this movie since around the time it came out. I remember it being pretty fun, although I was in High School back then, so I'm not sure if I should trust my judgement on that.

Just for the record (although someone may have already mentioned this), Jason Wilkes storyline actually comes from a comic book. Wilkes was a character created by Lee/Kirby, a scientist who while trying to make himself invisible, accidentally made himself intangible as well, and was unable to turn himself back.

But what is the turtle standing on?

Imagining it with a Boston accent really seals the deal.

Not sure how you concluded that. He never realized he had superpowers. It's not like he could fly or shoot lasers out of his bumhole. He was pretty strong (not really superhuman), and mainly he couldn't get hurt or sick (except for drowning). So he walked away from an auto wreck unhurt (which could be chalked up to…

Well, my daughter goes to a school whose head is actually called "The Head of School." It is a real title (The elementary, middle, & high schools each have a principal, who all report to the Head of School).

Oh, and I guess you can write "asshole" in the comments section without getting blocked. I mean, if Will Harris can do it, I guess I can do it too. Good to know next time I want to call someone an asshole.

I really think Jacobson is just such a nice, loving person that everyone is nice back to him. He's just a little mentsch.

There's a saying that goes, "You meet an a-hole in the morning, you met an a-hole. You meet a-holes all day, you're the a-hole." Well, I think Peter Jacobsen is the opposite of that sentiment - anyone who meets nothing but nice, wonderful people his entire life must be a pretty good dude, to elicit such consistently…

Martin Stein is a horrible human being. He abandoned his wife, drugged & kidnapped a young man, and skipped town.

Funny thing is, I'm not even sure how much money a film like this will make. Comedies generally don't export like action films, so you don't have huge international dollars. It is being dumped in January, and Deniro & Efron don't come cheap.

Not to mention Mark Jackson. It is really not that uncommon, especially back when HS Musical was made & teams were running a lot more action from the post.

I'll put $20 in the Kickstarter for this. Smith fascinates me because we are around the same age, and both of us were college dropouts working dead-end jobs in a terrible convenience store in the early 1990s. He made a movie about it, which in turn influenced my decision to get the hell out of there & get my crap…

Problem is, it satirizes organized religion with exactly as much cleverness as every teen who ever skipped out on Sunday School. Organized religion is pretty much the easiest topic on earth to poke fun at, which makes it really hard to do well. I like Smith, but Dogma is probably best when it is making poop jokes, and…

I suppose we have to give George Lucas some credit for the Star Wars prequels, then. Whatever their problems, he certainly poured a ton of money into them.

Hopefully, since they are a "Suicide Squad", not all of them make it back from the mission. I only watched "The Expendables" because I wanted to see some rare on-screen deaths for some action stars. Instead, we got "The Guys Who All Wear a lot of Plot Armor, so much so that we can't even kill off the one guy we…

Yes, the colors here are just awful. Hard to believe they are adapting characters from a medium known for splashy, bright colors over all else.

Look, it's not the ring's fault that Hal (or John, or Guy, or whoever) just has a really lousy imagination.

Yeah, WWI is pretty much the height of human stupidity. Winston Churchill's nearly infallible reputation in the US would be a lot worse for wear if Americans knew more about what a screwup he was during WWI, and Churchill wasn't even near the top of the "poor leader" list for that conflict.